Pesci is a friend of mine. He was warned once before when he
tried to go straight by making his Little Joe album back in 1968. This time he
is trying to hide behind the fugazi name of Vincent Laguardia Gambini. The
capo isn’t going to like this. Yeah, Pesci put out an album of fun songs,
and youse are going to like some of them. I hope this album never makes it to
Youtube or gets reviewed on the fucking internet. This fuck, Pesci, swore
omerto, and he is, with his limited but mostly in tune singing voice,
describing crimes he has committed. Jesus Christ, he even lets the pigs know
our methodology with lyrics like, “I don’t drive by, cause I’m a wiseguy, I just
drop by with a couple of guys, and I take your eyes, cause I’m a wiseguy.” Now
every screw on the east coast knows a corpse with missing eyes was whacked by
a guy from our arm. Pesci could probably get away with this if he was a big
earner. But with this poorly received album he will barely make the vig.
And, what’s with this goombah’s misogyny. This guy sings
about how he is banging chicks all over town. Fuck, he tells us he might even
be fucking our wives and girlfriends. His
problems with his coumare are legendary, but for fuck's sake why must this guy
tell the whole world about his puttanti. “Shove your love up your big fat ass,”
he tells her. And he accuses her of having a crack pipe stuck in her ass. This
is bad enough in private, but now everyone knows his problems. And, that, my
friends, makes it our problem. We may have to send him a strong message, if you
know what I mean.
Actually, this fucks attempt at a Christmas song and his
cover of “It’s a Wonderful World” may have already bumped off this records
short life. Youse should probably have a sit down and listen to this cafone’s
record before deciding on a course of action. It is a mixed bag.
Solleticare
la mia macchia per quattro minuti.
Fuckin' hilarious.
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