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Contributors include: Alec, Anita Papsmear, AntiChrist-iansen, Billy West, Beert, Cam Starke, Chastity Morgan, Class Warrior, Dale M, Dave, Dismal, El Jefe, Five-Inch Taint, Gory Zaver, Gusty Bellows, Hartman, HinckleyHadAVision, Ian, Infidel Cowboys (Lusk, Wyoming), Jack Rafferty, Jack Stephen, Jimmy “Explosive Diarrhea” B, Jon, Jonnie Dames Rio, Kloghole, Musical Odyssey, Null, PaulySure, Ratones, Scott, So Brick Eh?, SoDak, Spooner D, Taciturn Orator, TheNeonRooster, Travis, Vidal, and Wayne.
Friday, December 31, 2021
PaulySure’s Top 50 Albums of 2021
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Null’s Musical Obsessions in 2021
By Null
As usual, my list only solidifies how uncool I am.
Also, I would like to send a shout out to my favorite bands, that I listen to often, and each year I move through their respective catalogs: Joy Division, The Dead Kennedys, The Cure, Bad Religion, Dead Moon, Fugazi, Iron Maiden, Les Thugs, Seaweed, the Shostakovich Quartets, Rachmaninov, and The Miles Davis Quartet of the late 1950s. These groups really should be on my Musical Obsessions list every year. These bands are my bedrock. Maybe some year I’ll put them on the list. What follows are the “other” albums I spent a lot of time with.
It is clear that I still have some PTSD from the unending pandemic.
I have also found that my affection for The Beatles continues to resurface, as I get older. I always loved John Lennon’s albums, but I have spent more time appreciating some of Paul McCartney’s solo works. Despite his clearly awful stuff, there are an astonishingly large amount of good songs and even albums in his later years. I spent a lot of time with George Harrison’s 50th Anniversary Edition of All Things Must Pass, as I hate two-thirds of the album and adore a third. I even enjoyed my very first Ringo Starr release this year, as saccharine as some of it may be. I think I link this band and these artists individually, with the loss of my father and the inevitable loss of my mother, as well as a grounding in the 20th century.
Viva la revolution.
Kick back, have a few glasses of wine and read this crap, watch these videos, and listen to this music. You might like some of it.
Let’s do this. These albums appear in no particular order.
Big Red Machine, How Long Do You Think It’s Going to Last? (Jagjaguwar, 2021).
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss. I didn’t know anything about Big Red Machine, even though the band’s core is made up of pretty famous indie musicians, all of whom were unfamiliar. This album contains a revolving door of vocalists and creates its own strange world, which is simultaneously melancholic, nostalgic (lyrically), and uplifting. It’s an odd album in many regards. I will be writing a forthcoming review of this album, so look for it in the coming months.
Regardless, this album includes my three favorite songs of the year. “Latter Days” is a song about reckoning with climate change from a very subjective and personal point of view. It’s a masterpiece. “New Auburn” is a song about leaving the city, the grid, and cell phone towers for a lake, the smells of nature, memories, and time lost. I shed a tear every time I hear it. “Phoenix” is the offspring of The Band’s “The Weight,” I could listen to it for days.
I probably listened to this album more than any other this year. It just tangled me in its web. I still can’t get loose. It dominated my emotions. I remain its prisoner.
I’ll explain later in my forthcoming review.
Billy Bragg, The Million Things That Never Happened (Cooking Vinyl, 2021).
Billy Bragg is a master of his craft, and this album is no exception. He is as poignant and unwavering with his politics as he is with capturing the substiles and heartbreak of friendships, love, and loss. He is our loving comrade. I love this man; he embodies a humility that is absent in our current “social media” world.
Adele, 30 (Columbia, 2021).
Adele is one of the greatest living singers of our time. She is really from an earlier era; she does it old-school style. Adele disappears for several years, only to resurface with a new album. We all get sick of her after about 48 hours because the record company sets forth with a “take no prisoners” promotional campaign before she disappears again. Don’t be distracted.
She is up there with 1960s Aretha Franklin and classic Etta James, except Adele writes her own brilliant songs. Also, notable is the fact that she doesn’t over-sing and do all the “vocal gymnastics” that are so prevalent for “great singers” these days. She also crosses the precipice between chest and head vocalizing with such ease that it mimics the human sound of crying, which is part of the reason her songs evoke such an emotional response. It is hard-wired in us to respond. It’s breathtaking. I post this live version for you to watch. Note how the beat is implied by the way she punctuates the song with her body movements. Fucking brilliant.
This song fucks me up every time.
Piano. Bass. Voice.
That’s it.
We are lucky to have her.
Karmian, Surgere et Cadere (Karmian, 2018).
Karmian play “Swedish death metal from Italy.” I’m not sure what that means, but this album kicks ass. It is super-tight, catchy, and generally puts me in a good mood. It’s super fun. The album is about the epic battle between the Romans and the Celts…or something. It even has some beautiful solo piano in the mix. They’re just a little, underground Italian band. Go to their website and buy their stuff. Here’s the guitar player doing his thing:
Willie Nelson, City of New Orleans (Columbia, 1984).
I got quite a few Willie Nelson records this year. They’re all great. This is the one I started the year with. I couldn’t stop listening to “Please Come to Boston.”
Kvelertak, Splid (Rise, 2020).
Kvelertak are the greatest living rock band. All of their albums are incomprehensibly magical. They had to get a new singer for Splid, their latest album. As I was distracted going down other rabbit holes, SoDak had to send the record to me in the mail. Holy shit. They did it again. Somehow, this band simultaneously plays a million influences at once. I hear Iron Maiden, Journey, Toto, punk rock, prog, killer riffs, beautiful vocal harmonies, etc. I’ve never heard a “metal” band that made me feel like a new born baby in spring until I heard Kvelertak. There is something hopeful and emotional about these Norwegian wizards. You don’t know rock, if you don’t know Kvelertak. Facts. Check this shit out:
Bob Dylan, Springtime in New York: The Bootleg Series Vol. 16 - 1980-1985 (5 CD Version) (Columbia, 2021).
This is pretty much for hardcore fans that suffered through the 1980s with Dylan. There were a few gems buried in that mine. At least his “religious” years were over, which was cause for celebration. This five-disc set has many gems, if you’ve had the stomach to follow Bob this far. However, the best versions of “Angelina” and “Blind Willie McTell” are still to be found on The Bootleg Series Vol. 1-3. Like I said, it’s for hardcore fans only. I love it, though.
Memoriam, For the Fallen (2017), The Silent Vigil (2018), Requiem for Mankind (2019), and To the End (2021) (Nuclear Blast/Reaper Entertainment).
This band is made up of old British punk rockers that make slow “death” metal. It’s all heart. See my review from earlier this year: https://tickleyourtaint.blogspot.com/search?q=memoriam
Ada Lea, one hand on the steering wheel the other sewing a garden (Saddle Creek, 2021).
I loved Ada Lea’s debut album. It was on my Musical Obsessions list from last year. She released her second album this year, and I love it as well. There is something about her quirky, unique albums that I find irresistible. They’re like homemade whispery secrets. Also, I like how in this song, “Damn,” she manages to say “fuck all this bullshit” in a nice, Canadian way.
Washed Out, Within and Without (SubPop, 2011).
I don’t know how good this album really is, but I listened to it in the background over and over again. It’s like 1980s mellow synth music. Think “Miami Vice Soundtrack,” but for lovers. It starts out kind of uninteresting, but then gets under the skin. I don’t know anything about this record, really. I don’t think I know any of the words either, but it is here on my list. It’s mood music.
Bruce Springsteen, Working on a Dream (Columbia, 2009).
I really love some of Springsteen’s albums, others I don’t. I gravitate toward the very intimate, acoustic, and often political records. I never really loved Working on a Dream much. It’s a strange record, wherein he is basically trying to emulate the music he grew up with, namely, Smoky Robinson and Roy Orbison. It’s overt. Once I digested this, I fell in love with the record and listened to it repeatedly this year. It had been sitting on my shelf for a fair number of years. Also, the saxophone solos are few and far between, and the East Street Band is in top form, most notably the bass player is at his peak. They almost sound like a different band, as Springsteen sings in a different style on many of the tracks. So, the reason I used to not really like the album is precisely the reason I love it now. It’s also pretty romantic. I added the song “Lucky Day” to my list of thousands of songs for my companion, Kelly. I could listen to it over and over again.
Iron Maiden, Senjutsu (BMG, 2021).
Iron Maiden released another mind-bogglingly brilliant album this year. Somehow, they always expand their sound while always sounding like Maiden. They exist in a category all their own. SoDak and I listened to this for the first time on the horrible drive to Denver. I don’t think it will ever sound as good as it did on that day. I’m not posting a video because you either get it or you don’t. Most don’t have the patience.
Jerry Cantrell, Brighten (Jerry Cantrell, 2021).
As a huge fan of the newer Alice in Chains albums, this Jerry Cantrell record fits nicely in that pocket. This shouldn’t be surprising, but the solo album does include more wide-ranging 1970s country-rock aspects. There are some really great lyrics too.
Temple of Void, The World That Was (Shadow Kingdom, 2020).
Temple of Void is another death metal band. Ya know, I don’t really listen to metal much, and I’m not really fond of “cookie monster” singers, but some of these new “death metal” bands are so creative. Temple uses acoustic guitars and keyboards. They slow that shit way down: it creates such a moody listening experience. These guys are a relatively small band from Michigan, and when I bought some of their albums they sent me a handwritten note. Temple of Void is awesome. Listen to this song descend into a slow-burning ember. I’ve always loved slow motion.
Ellie Goulding, Brightest Blue (Polydor, 2020).
When I sat down to write this list, I had completely forgotten about this record. I listened to it over and over earlier at the beginning of 2021. It’s full of stuff I hate, including auto tune, and random rap dudes who are featured in songs rapping about nothing. Still, sometimes I buy records or tapes just because I hear a little something different than what I am used to, namely, angry people with loud guitars. I have since discovered that I have a hankering for female pop singers who sound like birds. I wish I could sing like a bird.
I had no previous knowledge of Ellie other than the fact that she was a British pop singer who had a tune called “Lights” years ago. I still don’t know anything about her other than the fact that she has a work-out book…or something. I will say that this record came with two CDs. The first one is the best; it’s a pop album. The second disc is the one with all the radio singles, and the “featured” rap artists. Yawn. It’s tired and boring commercial formula.
I basically internalized this whole record, turds and all. There were some good things too, like this song. The background vocals are awesome. I like it. Her voice is interesting/weird/beautiful/bird-like?
Rap/Hip-Hop from the 1980s.
I got my hands on a few compilations with Hip-Hop artists from the 1980s/90s. It’s pretty sweet. I always liked Ice-T, Public Enemy, Chuck-D’s solo stuff, and Ice-Cube, but it was cool to hear some old-school Kurtis Blow and EPMD.
Little Steven & the Disciples of Soul, The Reissues of Men without Women (EMI, 1982), Voice of America (EMI, 1984), and Freedom – No Compromise (Manhattan, 1987).
Little Steven’s first two albums were digested alongside Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, and other classic punk rock bands in my teenage years, and I made little distinction between them thematically. Men without Women is a soulful classic with tasteful horns and cryptic punk rock lyrics. Put it on the turntable anytime and I will be singing every word while thrashing around the room. Voice of America is more directly political, and flirts with glam rock. It kicks ass. Freedom-No Compromise is almost a 1980s “Prince” inspired dance record, but the political lyrics become even more threatening. Little Steven’s voice and guitar playing are fucking great and these albums, especially the first two, are uncompromising masterpieces in my psyche. In many ways, Little Steven is a confusing mystery, but that is just one more thing that makes him so interesting. He’s the radical wing of the East Street Band and the guy on the Sopranos. How could life be any more strange?
New Model Army, Between Wine and Blood (Attack Attack, 2014).
This is an emotionally powerful EP that is coupled with a live album from the Between Dog and Wolf tour. The Between Dog and Wolf album was on my list last year, and to hear these songs live was just incredible. New Model Army always makes me feel like my heart is going to explode. They are revolutionaries in every way.
“Angry Planet” is the song of these times. Painfully so. My heart breaks.
This is the most important song you will hear today.
The Koreatown Oddity, Little Dominique’s Nosebleed (Stone’s Throw, 2020).
This album is a captivating autobiographical hip-hop record. It’s absolutely fascinating, like a crazy dream.
Ringo Starr, Zoom In EP (Universal, 2021).
I don’t want to talk about it, other than the fact that Ringo Starr should never make a record longer than an EP. Also, I had too much to drink. I know, it's rich people on yachts making music. We’re not all in this together, at least not after the song ends. Sheryl Crow and Lenny Kravits make me break out in hives. This song is like “We are the World,” only worse. I can’t help it. I can feel the minutes ticking away as I get older. I love too deeply. Astonishingly, every song on this five-song EP goes down pretty easy for me. It only took five decades for Ringo to make a good album. And, ya know, I might be overly sentimental, but I’ll love you like a brother. Leave me alone. I don’t want to talk about it.
Music Documentaries:
Hired Gun (2016).
This is a great documentary about session and touring musicians. I feel bad for these cats, especially the Billy Joel guys who were thrown to the curb.
Gordon Lightfoot: If You Could Read My Mind (2019).
I knew next to nothing about Gordon prior to watching this film, even though his songs were a part of the backdrop growing up close to Canada on a farm in Michigan.
Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City (Live 2009 / DVD / 2 CD).
I get a little choked up sometimes. I spend too much time alone.
T-Shirts.
After many years of discussing which punk rock t-shirts we wish we had that were never made, or were simply unavailable, SoDak made me my very own Crucifucks, Wisconsin t-shirt. I’ll be waiting for my Doc Corbin Dart t-shirt next year. Kudos brother, for making dreams come true.
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
Spooner D’s Favorite Music in 2021
By Spooner D
Some new; some Old. These are my musical highlights of 2021.
The Drive-By Truckers. Fuck, I missed seeing them play again, due to a massive rainstorm!
Records:
The Steel Woods, All of Your Stones.
Pegboy, Strong Reaction.
Spitboy, Body of Work 1990-1995.
Germs, (MIA) The Complete Anthology.
Kurt Vile, Walking on A Pretty Day.
Blitzen Trapper, Furr.
Steve Earle, JT.
The Dickies, Live When They Were Five, 1982.
Songs:
Pokey LaFarge, “End of My Rope.”
Kurt Vile and John Prine, “How Lucky”
Leftover Crack, “Nazi White Trash.”
Hank Williams Jr., “The Blues Man.”
Rise Against, “Swing Life Away.”
Spoon, “Inside Out.”
Zach Bryan, “Heading South” and “November Air.”
The Lowest Pair, “The Sky Is Green” and “Too Late Babe.”
Built to Spill, “The Plan.”
John Prine, “Summers End.”
Lucinda Williams, “Are You Alright?”
Lori McKenna, “Good Fight.”
Gang of Four, “Naturals Not In It.”
Young the Giant, “Superposition.”
Alkaline Trio, “Radio.”
Matt Skiba, “Good Fucking Bye.”
Alex Lahey, “Every Day’s the Weekend.”
Maren Morris, “I Could Use a Love Song.”
Lucy Dacus, “I Don’t Want to Be Funny Anymore.”
Caroline Rose, “Feel the Way I Want.”
Morgan Wade, “Wilder Days.”
Anders Osborne, “Mind of a Junkie.”
The Knife, “Heartbeats.”
Santigold, “Say Aha.”
Molly Tuttle, “Olympia, WA.”
Friday, December 24, 2021
Anita Papsmear’s 2021 Favorites
By Anita Papsmear
Hello there, my lovely Smears! I hope this finds you well and at least marginally happy. Another crazy year has passed, and our artist friends have been hard at work bringing us all joy with their creations. Women’s uteri are still being held hostage by the right-wing fucks of this country. While that holds me in a suspended dismay, I find the retreat into music and art a necessary way to keep my smeary mind in check. So, I once again humbly submit my year-end list of favorites. My hope is that they offer a musical escape for you in which to retreat from the horrors of the last several years. While my preference for music is still to hear the entire album, I gravitate more and more to singles—just like the kids do these days. This year, I’ve been on a malignant synth wave/dark wave tangent. Not that I am apologizing for it. I am a 1980s child at heart and these dark, melodic, moody gems are just my style. Of course, I never stray too far away from a guitar. Here’s this year’s list of musical ear candies to get your juices flowing. All items on my list get the coveted 5 smears out of 5 rating! Let’s dance!
Rating System:
5 Smears = the best, most perfect offering a band/artist can do—it’s downright malignant
4 Smears = almost perfect, pretty sure it’s malignant
3 Smears = middle of the road—not bad, not awesome—it’s a biopsy moment
2 Smears = you best change your diet and exercise right quick
1 Smear = benign—no good
Top 20 Singles of 2021 (in no particular order unless indicated):
1. Favorite Song of 2021:
She Drew the Gun, “Behave Myself,” from Behave Yourself.
This song is the anthem for the new millennia and should be on the top of everyone’s playlist. The entire CD is on my list of favorite full albums—see below. Here’s the video to this amazing song—listen to the words closely. Live them. Be them.
2. Trentemoller, “In the Gloaming,” from Memoria.
The full release is due February 11, 2022. This song was a very close runner-up for song of the year. It is a perfect gothic tune—atmospheric, melodic, and a little haunting…purrrrr…me likey!
3. Loose Articles, “Kick Like a Girl.”
Can hardly wait to hear more from these ladies. It is another fine song to add to that Feminist Playlist you are always talking about compiling. Life goals = having a pint with these champs and have them teach me how to kick a ball. Punk rock at its best! The video is great.
4. Potochkine, “Jumeaux.”
Late to the party here, as this song was released in 2018, but wow this song is a cool mover. France has been putting out some amazing bands/music these past few years. (Yes Null, I know Les Thugs have been around for a while and they are great!) If you want to move that beautiful ass of yours, you can start here.
5. Arab Strap, “Compersion Pt 1.”
For some reason, this song gives me the feeling of safely walking down a dark alley. It’s haunting in a very good way. Plus, he rhymes the word “villanelle” in the lyrics, which I find very cool. Here’s the video with lyrics in both English and Espanol.
6. Goat, “Fill My Mouth,” from the Headsoup EP.
Goat is one of the most incredible bands out there, and their tribal sound will envelop and convert you. The music transports your consciousness to a sweat lodge where you will primal scream your way through the pain and come out transformed on the other side. Give it a try! Also, the album title is a riff on the Rolling Stones’ Goats Head Soup, which I find clever. Anyone got any Porky Pig acid? Check out this video:
7. Art School Girlfriend, “Low Light,” from Is It Light Where You Are Gorgeous!
See my full CD review below.
8. Wet Leg, “Chaise Longue.”
How fun are these two ladies? Uber cool music and super fun lyrics on this tune. Looking forward to the full-length CD due out 2022.
9. Folly Group, “But No Rifle.”
This song is simple and yet it needs nothing else to be fucking cool. Here’s the video for your perusal:
10. Wolf Alice, “Delicious Things.”
I hummed this tune for three weeks after the first time I heard it. Beautiful!
11. Cannons, “Fire for You.”
Luscious vocals and some beautiful melodies. Also sang this song for months! A real earworm.
12. Pixey, “California.”
The song starts like a mild ocean wave and turns into a super catchy current that you don’t want to escape from. I think this artist is going places.
13. Roosevelt, “Echoes.”
A dancey, sugary confection!
14. Placebo, “Beautiful James.”
Very strong release from Placebo this year.
15. Skold, “Unspoken,” from Dies Irae.
Lovely and gothy with great lyrics.
16. St. Vincent, “Palm Desert,” from Nowhere Inn.
St. Vincent requires no explanation…it’s St. Vincent and we have all been blessed to have her in our lifetime. One of two releases this year, both CDs have a few full-length songs, and the rest are short instrumentals. Both could have been combined and put out as one full-length release though.
17. Union of Knives, “There’s A River,” from Endless from the Start.
It’s epic and sweeping—lots of flavors from all over. The full release has some really cool stuff going on. Definitely worth checking out.
18. Sugar Candy Mountain, “Impression,” from Impression.
Divine, shimmery, shiny, and layered. Summons Motown superwoman groups like the Supremes and yet there’s no doubt that the song is modern and hip. I envision driving in a vintage convertible, neck scarf flying and my peeps decked in Cat Eye sunglasses. A girl has to have a dream and this song is the soundtrack.
19. Lump, “Animal,” from Animal.
Great songwriting and unique melodies. This song takes you on a curvy path of hooks and dark vocals. This band is one to watch! Looking forward to hearing more from them.
20. The Horrors, “Twisted Skin” from Against the Blade Ep.
The Horrors are one of my all-time favorite bands. That said, I was taken aback by their 2021 material. Their new work is an about-face from the warm and lovely V, released in 2019. Against the Blade and Lout, two Eps released in 2021, are an all-out melodic assault to the senses. Hard driving and noisy, it’s a bit much to swallow. But then, I gave in to the Horror Boys and they showed me the big picture…there’s real beauty in the dark. Take a big breath and press play.
Complete Works/Top 20 Full-length CDs (in no particular order unless indicated):
1. Favorite full-length CD of 2021:
Actors, Acts of Worship.
This CD is so fucking good that I cannot name one specific song as my favorite. It is my favorite CD of 2021. Every song on this CD is impeccable. Here’s the best tracks to get you started: “Like Suicide,” the dark, shivery dance sensibility of “Cold Eyes,” “Obsession,” “Death from Above,” and “Strangers” to the binding finality that is “Once More with Feeling.” Every track is dark and delicious.
2. Clinic, Fantasy Island.
This is the perfect soundtrack for island life. It’s warm and breezy, and, by the end, you will find yourself hitting repeat. Fantasy Island is my runner up for best CD of 2021. What a breath of fresh air. It is spacey, balmy, meditative, and low vibe, with some Hawaiian influences. Also has a very cool and dreamy cover of Tina Turner’s “I Can’t Stand the Rain.” Perfect CD from beginning to end. You will be so happy to have this in your collection!
3. Idles, Crawler.
Awesome CD from a band that has so much to say. On a side note, I found an Idles coloring book online. I don’t know if things get any cooler than that for a band. Songs of note: “Meds,” “Mtt 420 Rr,” “When the Lights Come On,” and “The Wheel.”
4. She Drew the Gun, Behave Yourself.
Singer/Songwriter Louisa Roach is a bottle rocket of talent. She and her band, from Wirral, England, have crafted songs that are both poignant and melodious. Louisa’s voice is indomitable, and she conveys her powerful themes with ease. The future of rock is here, and it is She Drew the Gun.
5. Communicant, Sun Goes Out.
The songwriting quality is excellent. Musically, this CD is like a cup of warm tea on a rainy afternoon. It soothes, it moves, it dreams. Through and through, it is a musical milestone that should catapult this band onto playlists everywhere. Check out: “She Moves the Sky,” “Come Down,” “Plastic People,” and “Waiting to Be Born.” So good!
6. Tori Amos, Ocean to Ocean.
Gorgeous and beautiful music from the Goddess. Fantastic album from Tori with all the depth and feeling that we’ve come to rely on. Ms. Amos takes the stark realities of life and spins them into the light. She has never let us down. Songs of note: “Ocean to Ocean,” “29 Years,” “How Glass Is Made,” and “Speaking with Trees,” which should come with an earworm warning!
7. Gary Numan, Intruder.
Not only does the Gary Numan continue to put out the best music of his illustrious career, but he has been incredibly prolific as well. Excellent songs include: “Betrayed,” “The Chosen,” “Saints and Liars,” “When You Fall,” and so many more. Aside from the release of Intruder this year, Gary also worked with the legendary Paul McCartney and the amazingly talented Mark Ronson on a song called “I Know Time.” Here’s a cool video blip on the making of that tune.
8. Black Heart Death Cult, Sonic Mantras.
Mind-blowingly cool. It’s got sitars, it’s got walls of guitar, it’s got darkness, it’s got light. From the meditative “Sonic Doom” to the epic “Death from Above” to the drone of “Cold Fields,” Sonic Mantras is a solid release all the way through. It is so worth picking up. Turn it up to 11 for best results.
9. John Grant, Boy from Michigan.
He can write songs, he can write stories, and he weaves them together in a compelling way. John traverses musical landscapes with ease. Check out: “Country Fair,” “Just So You Know,” and “The Rusty Bull.”
10. Still Corners, Last Exit.
Touring in 2022, catch them! This talented duo has been putting out consistently great music for over a decade. Romantic, introspective, and lush, any album you pick up will be solid. On Last Exit, their handcrafted songs are subtle and ethereal. While the title track is more forthcoming, the rest of the album guides you gently through to journey’s end.
11. Wax Tailor, The Shadows of Their Suns.
If you are a regular Anita reader, you will recognize Wax Tailor’s name from previous best of lists. There are some jazz influences here, some danceable beats, and the sampling that Wax is known for. The songwriting is compelling, and this CD covers the important and always relevant topics of homelessness and corruption. Guests include: Del The Funky Homosapian, Mark Lanegan, some spoken word from Gil Scott Heron, and more. Cool tracks include: “Fear of a Blind Planet,” “Just A Candle,” “Misery,” and “Like This.”
12. Art School Girlfriend, Is It Light Where You Are?
Breathy, at times lush, and sometimes sparse. IILWYA has beautifully written lyrics cast over haunting melodies. A perfect CD to listen to over a breakfast bowl on a Sunday morning. Favorite tracks include “Low Light,” “Bored of Myself,” “Colour Me,” and “Helm.”
13. Ministry, Moral Hygiene.
Holy hell if Uncle Al and his Ministry haven’t gone and done it again. Another masterpiece. Yes, the music is loud, hard, and intense. However, if you’ve stopped there, you really missed the whole point. Not to mention the musical life raft that Al has given us. In these times of want and woe, he encompasses our anger and channels it to a blunt and fired response. Moral Hygiene has a cover of The Stooges “Search & Destroy” that is phenomenal. Gems include: “Alert Level,” the John Lewis inspired “Good Trouble,” and “Broken System.” The lyrics for the song, “Believe Me” are stunningly accurate. In the gruffness of the delivery, it would be easy to think that Al’s songwriting is a simple accomplishment. However, writing a song that takes an entire nation’s outrage, then aiming it at those responsible with pinpoint accuracy, is an extremely difficult task. I would like to take this opportunity to nominate Uncle Al and Ministry into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I know it seems an unlikely feat and I highly doubt they would even show up to the ceremony. Not that the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is the ultimate in any musician’s life. But it would be gratifying to see a hardcore band recognized for their decades of influence by giving voice to those who don’t have a platform. True excellence doesn’t always come in a pretty package (although, I think Al is beautiful). Sometimes it comes from the gut and the mind. It is a gift to be able to channel anger at its intended and deserving target. Here’s partial lyrics to “Believe Me”:
Believe me, believe me, believe me. I wasted my time with you. Not worth a thought worth giving. Can’t trust a word you say is true. I spent my life believing. These words are not deceiving, but now I have a different view. They put their trust in you and you just left them hollow. They don’t know what they’re supposed to do. I have disgust for you and those who blindly follow. And now my tank is еmpty too. You’re like a death cult of bad rеligion. That’s what I hate about you. A fucking death cult who never listens. That’s why the death is on you. Believe me. You lost your empathy. You must not like the living. You lost your soul and want us too. You spent a lifetime cheating. And that’s just so revealing. There’s nothing left inside of you. There’s not a lot to say. Somehow, we’ve lost our way. This is insanity and not normality. Believe me. I put my trust in you. We should have seen this coming. And now we all feel stupid too. But now I’m done with you. Not even worth forgiving. Because of what we always knew. That’s why the death is on you.
Here’s the video for “Disinformation”:
14. Liminanas, De Pelicula.
I love this band. Their latest effort is a nice mix of French-inspired songs that span low-vibe, trippy tunes to upbeat, swayable songs, instrumentals, and more. Throw it in your musical mix, and I guarantee someone will compliment you on your selection!
15. Jake Bugg, Saturday Night, Sunday Morning.
This guy! Jake is no stranger to the Papsmear best of lists, and here he is again. No mistake, this young man has more talent than most people three times his age and if you don’t know his name yet, you haven’t been paying attention. His 2021 effort sees a couple 2020 singles re-packaged and released on the full length. No matter. Jake writes catchy and clever tunes that never tire. “All I Need,” “Rabbit Hole,” and “About Last Night” are my favorites. He gets a little pop on this release, but if that helps him get more recognition then I will allow it. #teamjake
16. Blood Cultures, Luno.
I admire a band who can travel to different musical lands all in one CD, and Blood Cultures has traversed this with ease. From off-beat melodies to danceable tunes to gothy fun to heart crushing ditties, there’s something for everyone on Luno. Favorites include: “Set It on Fire,” “Graveyard Vibes,” and “Cabin Fever Lifestyle.” Get your musical swabs ready to dip in the good goo.
17. Volk, Cashville.
Holy fuck! I just saw this band live, and they are brilliant. This is a “don’t miss the live show” kind of band. I am always amazed at how much sound a duo can make. On drums and lead vocals is Eleot Reich, whose voice will leave you awe-inspired and her musicianship is flawless. Then, if that’s not enough, you’ve got Christopher Lowe, an immense talent, singing and playing his guitar as if it generated lightening itself. These folks of Volk have got all the skills, and I would like to nominate them as King & Queen of the Prom.
18. Black Heart Death Cult, Sonic Mantras.
So cool—meditative, dark, droning, psychedelic. It calls back to the 1990s, Manchester, and Shoegazer movements simultaneously. I can hardly wait to see them live! BHDC’s sophomore effort is a must have for your collection. Did I mention the sitar?
19. Morcheeba, Blackest Blue.
Morcheeba has long been one of my favorite bands, especially the first two CDs, Who Can You Trust and Big Calm. Their 2021 release finds its roots there. Skye’s voice is as beautiful as ever, and the melodies are filled with a lusciousness that captures that nostalgic trip-hop mood. I prefer to listen to this CD laying in the middle of the floor, in my pajamas with a box of dry cereal and a big, big bowl of green. Check out “The Moon,” “The Edge of the World,” “Falling Skies,” and “Cut My Heart Out.”
20. Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Dance Songs for Hard Times.
Every release from this band is worth a picking up, and the live show is a do-not-miss. So many great tunes on their latest release including, “Rattle Can,” “Ways and Means,” “Crime to Be Poor,” and more.
Favorite Eps:
Bevin Luna, Buchanan.
Bevin is a Tennessee native, and Buchanan is a glimpse back into her past musical roots. There is a super cool cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Piggie” on here. Also, there is a cover of Johnette Napolitano’s “Make Me Cry,” in which Bevin channels Johnette’s ability to relay lyrics with a gentleness that rings clear and pure. Six songs of beauty on this EP, all worthy of your time.
Toni Halliday, Roll the Dice.
Former Curve frontwoman, Toni’s solo to-date-efforts have been nothing short of her finest songwriting. Chatelaine’s “Broken Bones” comes to mind. Over the years, she has been sought after by numerous bands for collaboration. On her latest Ep, Toni penned some great lyrics that flow with immediately catchy dance beats. Must haves include: “How Did We Get Here,” “Achilles Heel,” and “Roll the Dice.”
Blood Red Shoes, 0.
Love this band and was stoked to see they released an Ep in 2021. Tunes of note: “Misery Loves Company” and “On the Hook.”
Creux Lies, Goodbye Divine.
More goodness from this band. They are bringing the goth back with gems like, “I Wish I Was You,” “Misunderstanding,” and “Renegade.”
Favorite Covers:
White Rose Motor Oil, “Bloodletting” (Concrete Blonde).
Freshly released this year, comes a cool Ep from White Rose Motor Oil. I had the pleasure of seeing this two-piece from Denver live. The power of Eryn’s vocals and the quality of her voice match perfectly with Keith’s musical chops on percussion. Their cover of “Ghost Riders in the Sky” is great, but on “Bloodletting,” Eryn lets loose with that powerhouse voice and the arm hairs stand on end. Not just anyone can cover a Johnette Napolitano song, but White Rose Motor Oil did. Not only did they succeed, but they went one better by making the song their own. Fantastic!
Bevin Luna, “Piggie” (Nine Inch Nails).
Fee full Ep review above.
Southern Culture on the Skids, “Dear Mr. Fantasy” (Traffic).
So good! Mary Huff’s voice is sublime, and her performance is perfection.
David Hasselhoff, “I Was Made for Loving You” (Kiss).
Mr. Hasselhoff has been killing it on his covers albums and his latest, Party Your Hasselhoff, won’t disappoint—it’s filled with greatness.
Favorite Video:
Levitation Room, “My Polydactyl Cat.”
Blast from the Smear Past:
Grant Hart, “You’re the Reflection of the Moon on the Water” (2009).
Thursday, December 23, 2021
SoDak’s 2021 Music Obsessions
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Festivus Musical (and then Some) Grievances 2021
Below, a few taint ticklers share their musical grievances for this year.
Anita Papsmear:
1. Right-wing conservative groups using the “My Body, My Choice” slogan as an anti-vaccine stance. You want to control your body but don’t want others to control theirs? How fucking dare you??!!
2. The gutting feeling that we, as U.S. citizens, cannot bring forth the changes this country so desperately needs because of an outdated two-party system, an equally outdated electoral college system, legislative assholes, and fucking greed. Our country was sold to the highest bidders and we, the citizens, lost…bigtime. Think of where we could be as a country, if, over the past 40 years, we would have had the leadership we really needed to install future-based policies.
3. White, male corporate oppression.
4. The Republican Party (on the whole), which includes the fake demo-ass Manchin.
5. Billionaires/Millionaires who don’t pay taxes. Especially the fucking Walton Family that owns WalMart. They don’t pay taxes and give nothing to charity. Fuck these people and their companies.
6. Ignorant white fucks.
7. Douche bags at concerts.
8. Tall people who want to stand in front of shorter folk at concerts. Here’s a suggestion…stand on the side!
9. That any man gets to weigh in on the decisions a woman makes with her own body! Fucking hell—it’s 2021 and we still don’t have control over our own bodies? I’m steaming mad!
10. The fact that Viagra is covered by health insurance but modes of female contraception are not.
11. Too many good streaming options and not enough cash.
Kloghole:
It is no great insight that our lives have been shadowed by COVID, and our musical lives have been transformed. Live shows, which many of us look forward to, were put on hold. Because of the shitshow where I work, I really have no time for shows or much social activity anyway. Other than the obvious wearing of masks and carrying-out, instead of dining-in, of vegan sandwiches and soup at my local tea shop, my life is largely unchanged. I spend my days cleaning up my geriatric dogs’ shit and piss, washing clothes, doing dishes, and answering my emails rudely late.
Immediately prior to COVID, I was very proud of myself for finding a show on my own and getting tickets during the preorder period. I usually hear about a show long after the fact, so I looked forward to a nice night of music. COVID delayed the show by a year, but once July rolled around, I was able to go to the Jamey Johnson show at an outdoor venue. Because it was a reschedule, we did not really even have folks sitting near us.
The show started okay, but as the night progressed, I grew more nervous in my anticipation for the one song I wanted to hear, “Poor Man Blues.” Jamey worked through familiar songs, but it was getting clear that we were nearing the end of the show. At this point, the show took an unexpected and disturbing turn. For some reason, Jamey began to belt out some religious hymn. Nothing on his albums gave me any inkling he would assault me with religious twaddling.
Generally, I see people who believe in some mystical wizard in the sky the same way I view children who believe in Santa Claus. Both are pretty naive and have this pitiable worldview, but it brings them some comfort. I do not disabuse either of their woefully delusional beliefs, but dealing with the vapid sloganeering and empty platitudes really chafes my ass. I tolerate it. In fact, I tolerate it much more than the fucking assholes who bitch about proselytizing “vegans.” It is perfectly fine for infantile fucks to go on about the power of jesus, but mention some research regarding the industrial agricultural meat industry, and they lose their shit.
I thought, okay, one hymn is a way to change pace before the encore. No, he moves into another spiritual. Oh crap, my head sinks into my lap. Come on, just get over with this shit. I try not to leave shows early. I like to stick it out for last of the encores, even if I am dead tired. On the third hymnal, I had enough. Like Popeye, “That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more,” and did not care if “Poor Man Blues” was the final encore; it was not worth it.
If I believed in karma, I would have to wonder what the fuck I did in a past life. I think shitty things hurt so much more when they fuck up something you were looking forward to—sorta like dropping your ice cream cone on a hot day. The one show that I actually was able to find and eagerly anticipated ended like eating the last berry in the bowl, but it tastes bitter and rancid. It would have almost been better to not even find out about the show and avoid it altogether.
Null:
1. Digital music.
As always, digitally downloaded music, MP3s, and other shit formats are my main musical grievance. Fuck that shit. I got LPs and cassettes. And CDs…because they sound really good. But still…I’ll take the muffled, shit-bag sound of a cassette over some tinny high-end distortion any day. The bass is important, and a hi-hat shouldn’t sound like breaking glass. It is the difference between streaming a “fireplace scene” on your TV and sitting in front of an actual fireplace. Who listens to music on their “Smartphone”? Everyone, apparently. Fuck the world.
2. Bruce Springsteen selling his back catalog.
Look, I know that Springsteen isn’t a radical leftist, but I liked pretending that deep down he was still one of us, at some level. Sure, he made a book with Obama and he’s a “moderate,” which, in right-wing America, means nothing…but…I mean, this is the guy who wrote, performed, and recorded the Nebraska, Darkness on the Edge of Town, Devils and Dust, The Ghost of Tom Joad, and Wrecking Ball albums. Can he not live off of his loyalties? Who the fuck would do this? What is wrong with rich people? I’ll tell you what is wrong with rich people: They listen to other rich people. Ya know who didn’t, and wouldn’t, do this? Tom fucking Petty. You’re dead to me, Springsteen. I loved you. Now you sit in the dung heap with Pete Townshend and Bob Dylan. I used to love them too. Unbelievable.
3. L.A.N.E. break-up.
L.A.N.E. (Love And Noise Experiment) arose from the ashes of the great Les Thugs, arguably the greatest French punk rock band. L.A.N.E. gave us 2 albums and an EP. No more records from this great band.
4. Eric Clapton—the scumbag.
Eric Clapton had a bad reaction to the COVID vaccine. Millions of others didn’t. However, the world revolves around Eric Clapton. Also, he sued a widow for selling an $11.00 bootleg of his shitty music that was in her deceased husband’s collection. Add it to the list of reason to hate Clapton. He is a douchebag and there are others who do what he does, only better.
5. Capitalism hates music.
When the world goes up in flames, there will be no more music.
Scott:
I suspect that all music fans have experienced a version of this scenario: you think you know the words to a song and then suddenly, shockingly find out that you were mistaken. (For instance, just this summer, there was a high-profile public debate over whether Mary’s dress “waves” or “sways” in “Thunder Road,” until Springsteen’s manager stepped in to settle the question: “sways.”) (See https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/bruce-springsteen-manager-thunder-road-debate-sways-waves-1198762/). My own epiphany involved another famous song, “Anarchy in the UK” by the Sex Pistols. Near the very beginning, Johnny Rotten sings: “I wanna DESTROY...passersby.” I have probably heard these lyrics a zillion times, but, for my entire life, until the year 2021, I thought he was singing: “I wanna DESTROY... possibly.” But you know what? Fuck him! I like mine better. It’s more ambiguous! Case closed.
SoDak:
The Metallica Blacklist (2021).
This 4-CD collection is a perfect example of how not to organize a tribute compilation. Metallica asked performers and bands to cover songs from their “Black Album” in order to celebrate the thirtieth anniversary of the record. The band encouraged others to make the songs their own. I thought, perhaps, this could be interesting, such as when Johnny Cash covered Nine Inch Nails. Nope. There is very little that is even remotely interesting and enjoyable on this collection. Almost every song seems uninspired, or simply copies the original version. Listening to the collection is torturous. The songs appear in the order that they were on Metallica’s record. But there are six versions in a row of “Enter Sandman,” seven of “Sad But True,” five of “Holier Than Thou,” seven of “The Unforgiven,” four of “Wherever I Roam,” three of “Don’t Tread on Me,” two of “Through the Never,” twelve of “Nothing Else Matters,” one of “Of Wolf and Man, two of “The God That Failed,” three of “My Friend of Misery, and one of “The Struggle Within.” After so many versions of the same song, I never want to hear any of these songs again. Garbage.
Low.
I really loved Low from the mid-1990s until the last couple of years. The transition to programming and noise has been extremely disappointing. Hey What is the second pile of shit in a row that they have released. Unlistenable. My wife described Hey What was a painful experience. She is not wrong.
Ted Nugent. No need to say more.