By Jonnie Dames Rio and SoDak
About Us
There is a good chance you found us accidentally by using the word “taint” in your search (If you found us on purpose, you deserve our accolades). Of course, we don’t know what you were looking for, but you stumbled on a damn cool project. Look around; let us help send you on a musical journey. Here you will find a number of album reviews from the strange and extreme to the tame and mainstream. Our reviewers are a bunch of obsessive miscreants. Most of us are avid music collectors and have been involved in the music world for decades. A couple of us have been in or are still in bands.
There are no rules on Tickle Your Taint Blog. Our reviewers might make you laugh, or piss you off; both results are legitimate. One reviewer might write a glowing review of an album; another might tear it apart. We may have a new review every week, or we could end up with one every six months. This blog exists as a social experiment to build community among a diverse group of music maniacs – our reviewers and hopefully you.
Contributors include: Alec, Anita Papsmear, AntiChrist-iansen, Billy West, Beert, Cam Starke, Chastity Morgan, Class Warrior, Dale M, Dave, Dismal, El Jefe, Five-Inch Taint, Gory Zaver, Gusty Bellows, Hartman, HinckleyHadAVision, Ian, Infidel Cowboys (Lusk, Wyoming), Jack Rafferty, Jack Stephen, Jimmy “Explosive Diarrhea” B, Jon, Jonnie Dames Rio, Kloghole, Musical Odyssey, Null, PaulySure, Ratones, Scott, So Brick Eh?, SoDak, Spooner D, Taciturn Orator, TheNeonRooster, Travis, Vidal, and Wayne.
Wednesday, June 21, 2023
Willi Carlisle, “Tulsa’s Last Magician”—A Tale of Three “Willis”
Wednesday, June 14, 2023
A Spot in Time: Jimmy "Explosive Diarrhea B." reflects on the passing of Glen Lockett on March 4th, 2023
I considered calling this tribute “A Spot in Time” or “Spot on the Spot.” Obviously, the former won the contest. Either would have worked because Spot, also known as Glenn Michael Lockett, became part of underground music history at a specific point in time and he was the right person at the right place. If you bought punk, metal, or other underground records in the 80s, there is a good chance you know the work of the man known as Spot. The first time I came across the name was when I purchased Saint Vitus records in the 80s. Later on, I purchased other records produced by Spot such as Up On the Sun and Meat Puppets II by the Meat Puppets, Husker Du’s Zen Arcade, and Saccharine Trusts Paganicons. To many the name Spot is as much a part of SST Records as Raymond Pettibone and Gregg Ginn.
It is true that many of the early SST releases had lackluster production. It is hard to blame Spot for this. I recently read Jim Ruland’s book, “Corporate Rock Sucks,” about SST records. Ruland relates that a producer was asked to produce a record for one of the bands (I cannot recall which band). Greg Ginn offered him $4500 to make it happen. The exasperated producer asked if this was for a single song. Ginn’s response was that the cash was for the entire album since that is how SST did things. Spot was dealing with one of two things or perhaps a mixture of them, a label with limited resources, or a label owner unwilling to spend money. This forced the producer and the bands to record at the cheapest time possible, the graveyard shift. The albums were recorded in just a couple of nights. Considering the budget and the marathon recording sessions, it is astounding that the albums didn't sound much much worse; some, like the Meat puppets, Up on the Sun, sound pretty good.
Spot’s production was raw, and with minimal sound effects, loops, and other foreign noises. Spot worked with the bands in a collaborative way and captured their live sound. If the band had warts, those warts are on the records.
The production of 80s punk rock and metal records, and the willingness of small labels to let the bands be themselves made those bands sound unique. I adore the sound of the early Saint Vitus records. I believe that having the vocals prominent in the mix and the muddy melding of the bass and guitar created a doom sound that hasn't been reproduced by any other band. When Dave Chandler would break free of the groove and solo, it was jarring and very evil sounding – it was quite awesome. I believe that Saint Vitus themselves, on later records, were not able to capture the haunting doom sound of the Spot produced records.
Spot tickled my pristine teenage taint, and some of his work continues to tickle my nasty and abused middle-age taint.
Monday, May 1, 2023
Cruel Curses, We All Get Lost Along the Way (2023)
By Beert
https://cruelcurses.bandcamp.com
Hailing from Pinellas, Florida, Cruel Curses gave me the pleasure of previewing their upcoming EP, We All Get Lost Along the Way. While they bill themselves simply as a rock band, they have many more layers. There is a definite prog influence that will give you a Rush/Removal/Crown Lands feel (strange that all three of these bands are Canadian, but you’ll see what I mean). The guitar seems to soar over the top of the changing, yet on point, rhythm section. The vocals come from behind it all, adding another piece of instrumentation. More than just lyrics, the vocals give an added dimension to the songs. The bass playing is technical without overdoing it. It is a definite driver of the songs, keeping everyone grounded while not being boring. The drumming is superb. This drummer should be shown as an example that you don’t need a million-piece set to play well and sound fantastic. All of this is on a 3-piece set. If you don’t need more drums, don’t get more.
“You Will Vanquish Me” starts with a brief pounding, almost, dirge. If this song started unexpectedly, it would surely grab your attention. It does so, even if you are the one to hit “play.” Cruel Curses quickly fall into a groove, yet refuse to commit to a single time signature. It gives the feel of playing by feel, while everyone shares the same musical thought. I love when a band can pull this off. Once the vocals come in, the rest of the band backs off just a bit to let the singing come at you as an equal member. With the voice, the entirety of the band hits you. With 6:43 of goodness you will furrow your brow, enraptured in what Cruel Curses are giving you.
“Blood-Honey” forces a Dale Crover-esque intro upon you, in a similar way that your nose gets attacked by the enticing aromas of a local bakery as you walk past on an early morning. You don’t realize that you needed it, until it’s all over you. While the initial drum intro puts you in the mood for a heavy attack (I did mention Dale Crover, yes?), once the guitar enters, the song mellows while the drums continue with what they started. There is a good reverb on the guitar, and a bass rhythm almost melts into it all. The incoming vocals have you leaning back and relaxing into what Cruel Curses is creating. That’s when they jump. “Blood-Honey” gets into a little more of a fury, pulling you out of that eyes-closed for a few seconds, and then falls back into it. The tempo ebbs and flows in waves, keeping you guessing on where they’re going, but making you want to surf the entire song.
“Desperate Escape” has so much going on from the start. Syncopated rhythms, solid instrumentation, vocals from the diaphragm, and just good songwriting. I’ll let you take this one in for yourself.
“Penitent One” presents, at least to this reviewer, like a distant siren’s song. You have something passing by your ear that causes you to cock your head and wonder. What is this minimal jumble expertly under control. As it builds, you search desperately for the source. If you were aboard a ship on the sea, you would set a course for wherever this sound is emanating. Cruel Curses is the siren here, and they have you yearning for all the parts to come together. “Penitent One” builds, teasing you while you wait for a crescendo, and then the song drops like sand through your fingers. “I had it!” you exclaim. You held the embodiment of the song in your hands, and your anxiety overwhelms you as it is taken away when you least expect it. Just as you wonder what happened, the song comes back with a ghostly hand, beckoning you with the curl of a finger. The siren won’t let you lose so easily. The layers of the song begin to build back up, coming together as one at times, and seemingly separate at others, all rising from the same foundation. Then, about a third of the way through, you spot that island that calls for you. Cruel Curses has you right where they want you. No matter how much you think you should resist and turn back, you can’t help but sail straight towards the source.
The song continues at a more furious pace, much like your heart, as you gain speed on your ship, unable to get to where you are going fast enough. Excitement definitely builds. Cruel Curses toss their net around you, and now you cannot turn back even if you want. The beautiful, welcoming faces of these sirens turn to a teeth-baring snarl, and they howl while they crash your ship into the rocks. They can only laugh at you, as they know they have still not satiated what you need, yet there is no more. And it’s the waiting for a new release that eats away at you.
All-in-all, I am very pleased to have been asked to check this out. In fact, I feel somewhat honored that they would share this EP before its release date with someone they haven’t met.
This EP will be digital only, for now. I do hope that someone will agree to release this on vinyl, as it certainly belongs on there as well. Digital releases are handy, but some music just calls for it to played on a turntable at full volume on a home stereo. And this reviewer feels this is one of those releases.
Cheers to you, Cruel Curses! Can’t wait to see what’s next.
Wednesday, February 1, 2023
PaulySure’s Top 55 Albums of 2022
By PaulySure
Frankly, if I went with my most listened to music of 2022, my top picks would have been Scowl, How Flower’s Grow and Botch’s “122.” However, the Scowl album was release in 2021 (and was included in that best of list), and the Botch was just a single; so they don’t count in the list. That said here we go:
55. Gabor Bolla, On the Move.
54. Santigold, Spirituals.
53. Messa, Close.
52. Orville Peck, Bronco.
51. Dungen, En Ar For Mycket och Tusen Aldrig Nog.
50. Midwife, God Is a Cop.
49. Preoccupations, Arrangements.
48. Dream Unending, Dream Unending.
47. Hot Water Music, Feel the Void.
46. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cool It Down.
45. Goat, Oh Death.
44. Holy Fawn, Dimensional Bleed.
43. Tess Parks, And Those Who Were Seen Dancing.
42. Conan, Evidence of Immortality.
41. End It, Unpleasant Living.
40. Absent in Body, Plague God.
39. Ufomammut, Fenice.
38. Off!, Free LSD.
37. Vein.fm, This World Is Going to Ruin You.
36. Blackbraid, Blackbraid I.
35. City of Caterpillar, Mystic Sisters.
34. Cloakroom, Dissolution Wave.
33. Daphni, Cherry.
32. Zola Jesus, Arkhon.
31. Sharon Van Etten, We’ve Been Going About This All Wrong.
30. Jennylee, Heart Tax.
29. Be Well, Hello Sun.
28. Celeste, Assassine(s).
27. Wiegedood, There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road.
26. The Chats, Get Fucked.
25. Built to Spill, When the Wind Forgets Your Name.
24. Julia, Julia, Derealization.
23. Night Sins, Violet Age.
22. Mindforce, New Lords.
21. Dreadnought, The Endless.
20. Vermin Womb, Retaliation.
19. Black Angels, Wilderness of Mirrors.
18. Elder, Innate Passage.
17. Cult of Luna, The Long Road North.
16. Thee Sacred Souls, Thee Sacred Souls.
15. Melody’s Echo Chamber, Emotional Eternal.
14. Berthold City, When Words Are Not Enough.
13. High Vis, Blending.
12. Sweat, Gotta Give It Up.
11. Ken Mode, NULL.
10. End/Cult Leader, Gather & Mourn.
9. Crow, Beware Believers.
8. Spice, Viv.
7. Spiritualized, Everything Was Beautiful.
6. Daniel Avery, Ultra Truth.
5. Punitive Damage, This Is the Blackout.
4. Praise, All in a Dream.
3. Discourage, Disaster Fatigue.
2. Russian Circle, Gnosis.
1. Cave In, Heavy Pendulum.
Honorable Mentions:
Acopia, Chances.
Alvvays, Blue Rev.
Brutus, Unison Life.
Cloud Rat, Threshold.
Dead Meadow, Force Form Free.
Destiny Bond, Demo 2022.
Freddie Gibbs, $oul $old $eparately.
Inclination, Unaltered Perspective.
Languish, Feeding the Flames of Annihilation.
Midnight, Let There Be Witchery.
Mythic Sunship, Light/Flux.
Osees, A Foul Form.
Rejection Pact, Can We Wait?
White Lung, Premonition.
Sunday, January 8, 2023
Arc Angles, Apocalisp (Rabbit Rabbit Records Press, 2022)
Wednesday, January 4, 2023
Elon Musk Dies at 56—South African Tech Gazillionaire Who Assisted the Suicide of Twitter
The following post is part of the fictive obituary series.
By Chastity Morgan
Elon Reeve Musk, the tech gazillionaire who acquired Twitter, an online social media platform, in 2022, died in an intergalactic starship crash on Saturday, May 5, 2818.
Born to onetime emerald mine owner, Errol Musk and Maye Musk, a Canadian-born model and dietitian, Elon Musk died when his SpaceX starship collided with xfjqz-illionaire Jeff Bezos’s super shuttle on Saturday, May 5, 2818. Starship troopers are still investigating the cause of the crash, but it is believed that Musk was following his Google Starmaps and went down a one-way galaxy when his starship collided with the Amazon xfjqz-illionaire’s super shuttle. An investigation has been launched to see if Mark Zuckerberg, owner of Macro, will be held liable if it is found that Google Starmaps failed to update its mapping system causing the crash.
Elon Musk, businessman and investor, best known as the CEO and architect of Tesla, was notorious in the tech world for being a megalomaniac. He sold his first tech company Zip2 for a humble $307 million in 1999. From there, Musk went on to co-found X.com, a banking service, which merged with Cofinity in 2000 to form PayPal. By 2025, Musk managed to acquire all the cryptocurrency on planet Earth.
Musk was the inspiration for Larry Gatlin’s hit single “All the Cryptocurrency in Silicon Valley.”
All the cryptocurrency in Earth
Is in the laptop in the middle of Silicon Valley
In Elon Musk’s name.
So if you’re dreamin’ about planet Earth,
Silicon Valley’s a brand-new game.
Musk hit hard times in 2023 when he assisted with the suicide of Twitter. Although Twitter read like the bathroom stall of a mediocre high school, its millions of users were upset when a memo leaked regarding Musk’s plan to “compassionately kill” the platform. Musk’s drastic moves to cut costs including the killing of the verification checkmarks, and killing of the Twitter staff, were met with other maneuvers to bring back controversial figures under Twitter’s “Freedom of Hate Speech Act.” These actions were transparent, but the public was in uproar when a correspondence between Musk and Zuckerberg was leaked. Musk told Zuckerberg, “I will kill him (Twitter). Then we can merge and create our own speech platform.” In which Zuckerberg replied, “Please kill Twitter compassionately.” Musk then replied, “I will, but he must die.” Social justice groups around the United States called for the canceling of Musk for his use of gendered pronouns in reference to Twitter. In spite of protests, Musk still killed Twitter.
The Twitter scandal was then followed by a gang of Tesla cars going rogue and taking electric stations around the United States hostage. In July 2026, autonomous driving Tesla’s with no drivers started to circle electric stations. It looked like a scene straight out of the 1986 film starring Emilio Estevez Maximum Overdrive. The United States in an attempt to curb the disaster turned off the electricity for all major cities with charging stations. For twenty-four hours, the country was dark, but luckily the hostage situation was short lived as Tesla’s only get 267 miles per charge. Although Musk has not been the CEO of Tesla since 2018 due to fraud charges, his name is still synonymous with the electric car company.
Rather than face more scrutiny, in 2027, Musk left much of his fortune to his eight children. He was cryogenically frozen until the public would forget about his misdoings. Unfortunately, his children carried on his legacy with a series of “choices made in poor taste,” which extended Musk’s frozen state. Finally, his lineage died out, and it was then safe for him to start the unthawing process as he headed back to planet Earth.
Musk fully thawed on May 3, 2818, with the $75 billion he set aside for this moment. By May 4, his pompous ass ill-equipped to fly the new age starship and with no starship license jet off into the unknown. Only two days after his thaw, he crashed into xfjqz-illionaire Bezos’s super shuttle and evaporated suddenly into the galaxy on what would be Karl Marx’s 1,000th birthday.
Check out the trailer for Maximum Overdrive:
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