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There are no rules on Tickle Your Taint Blog. Our reviewers might make you laugh, or piss you off; both results are legitimate. One reviewer might write a glowing review of an album; another might tear it apart. We may have a new review every week, or we could end up with one every six months. This blog exists as a social experiment to build community among a diverse group of music maniacs – our reviewers and hopefully you.

Contributors include: Alec, Anita Papsmear, AntiChrist-iansen, Billy West, Beert, Cam Starke, Chastity Morgan, Class Warrior, Dale M, Dave, Dismal, El Jefe, Five-Inch Taint, Gory Zaver, Gusty Bellows, Hartman, HinckleyHadAVision, Ian, Infidel Cowboys (Lusk, Wyoming), Jack Rafferty, Jack Stephen, Jimmy “Explosive Diarrhea” B, Jon, Jonnie Dames Rio, Kloghole, Musical Odyssey, Null, PaulySure, Ratones, Scott, So Brick Eh?, SoDak, Spooner D, Taciturn Orator, TheNeonRooster, Travis, Vidal, and Wayne.

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Willi Carlisle, “Tulsa’s Last Magician”—A Tale of Three “Willis”


By Jonnie Dames Rio and SoDak


What does it mean to tell a story? To entertain? Especially in a world in which craftsmanship is disappearing? This is the position of a self-described “cowboy in drag,” a cobbler, a mechanic, a potter, a painter, just about anyone, living in an age where they are not appreciated. Here stands Willi Carlisle, a sincere musician, a traveling poet, a romantic with a radical acceptance of other human beings for who they are. With guitar held high, almost as if it is part of his voice, he tours the country to share songs about those who are lost, who are struggling, who strive to foster love in a cold world where crude economic logic dominates and determines worth. Willi cuts through the bullshit, presenting what is real, what is immediately before us, and what we often ignore or miss. In doing so, he carries on a tradition of thought and sentiment passed down through other significant “Willis”—such as William Faulkner and William Morris. Carlisle’s song, “Tulsa’s Last Magician,” is a reminder that the past, which, as Faulkner observed, is never dead, and, as Morris noted, is a reminder of elements of humanity that have been lost over time, serves as an inspiration for what we can become again.

“Tulsa’s Last Magician” presents the disenchantment of the world where “making numbers that sing” is valued at the expense of skill and guile. When hearing Willi contrast the experience of the magician performing in Tampa, blowing everybody’s mind, to working with computers and impressing his boss with numbers, he evokes something that we all experience, whether we realize it or not. Who among us has taken the time, dedicated ourselves to learning the art of labor, only to be met with lack of interest and appreciation? Yet, when we go to our jobs, satisfy arbitrary quotas through a process we have no real control over, we are celebrated. This is the inverted world of capitalism, where our dehumanization is the source of profit. Our world is seemingly one where craftsmanship, our creative endeavors that enrich our lives, does not count for much anymore. However, as Willi sings, that does not mean what you do isn’t meaningful: 

So friend if you’re the kind that thinks
No one quite gets quite what you are
Like you’re cobbler or mechanic in this age of flying cars
If you think that you see right behind what’s right before our eyes
You might be a small town’s last magician in disguise.

Willi’s sense of class and class consciousness is greatly illuminating, as he depicts the challenges of the young magician struggling to scratch together resources to learn card tricks. As an adult, the magician moved from city to city, performing for drunks and tourists. His skills, knowledge, and craft were treasures that held meaning, expanded his capacity, and generated awe. Nevertheless, these pursuits were often seen as quaint in the modern world. They ended up being the mere means of survival, as the magician struggled to make do on tips, gifts, and the generosity of strangers. One person after another demanded explanations ignoring the magician’s abilities. Willi remarkably captures the power and beauty of a craft, while at the same time revealing the hardship and disappointment where such skills are readily deemed relics of another age. The constant tensions of this life are depicted in the following lines: “he’d practice all his worst mistakes in a dirty bathroom mirror. And when his mother drank, he learned to disappear”; “but he had this grand finale they refused to understand, it’s hard to tell the whole truth of a family sawed in half, and that’s why Tulsa’s last magician left his home so fast”; “turnin’ tricks on Los SueƱeros out in the Californ-i-ay, they pushed him up against a wall, said buddy get a grip, so he learned to set himself on fire on the Las Vegas strip.” 

Although perhaps not intentional, to us, Willi presents an understanding of the world similar to another “Willi” from more than 100 years ago—William Morris. As a political radical with Romantic sensibilities, Morris brought a revolutionary and historical approach to art and labor. Similar to Willi Carlisle, Morris observed, in his lecture “Arts and Its Producers,” a related dynamic of alienation, calling out the changes of our world today, whereby “life is divorced from the subject-matter of his labor…. Work has become ‘employment,’ that is, merely the opportunity of earning a livelihood at the will of someone else. Whatever interest still clings to the production of wares under this system has wholly left the ordinary workman, and attaches only to the organizers of his labor; and that interest commonly has little to do with the production of wares, as things to be handled, looked at…used in short, but simply as counters in the great game of the world market.” Here, there is an insightful recognition of something being lost, when craftsmanship becomes alienated in the wage-labor system of capitalism and our work no longer serves as the basis that determines our needs and the means for fulfillment. This same lament is present all throughout “Tulsa’s Last Magician.” 

And the crowd all thought him funny, and good at sleight of hand
But he had this grand finale they refused to understand
They demanded explanation when the card pulled was their own
And that’s why Tulsa’s last magician lost his faith and headed home.

In time, the magician gave up the performance, and applied his skills to computers and investments. All the “rabbits that were livin’ in his hat” became “free-range,” while he worked his magic making “the numbers sing” as decades of his life disappeared yelling at the news and punching a time clock. 

William Faulkner’s sentiment that “the past is never dead, it’s not even past” runs throughout Carlisle’s song. It is fascinating how these three Willis are entangled. For Morris, workers, craftspeople, were “continuers of history.” The “lost” arts and knowledge of artisans should not become some bygone relic, a reminder of a way of life that is no longer lived. Morris insisted that “what romance means is the capacity for a true conception of history, a power of making the past part of the present.” All of the Willis are romantics, striving to create meaning and connection in an inverted world. These dying arts demonstrate the qualities of humans beyond producing economic value. They are inspirations as to what we can be, a hope for the future. In a lecture, delivered in 1882, Morris invoked a sentiment captured by Carlisle, “If we have no hope for the future, I do not see how we can look back on the past with pleasure. If we are to be less than men in time to come, let us forget that we have ever been men.” 

Willi Carlisle presents a fantastical story, focused on a magician who seems out of step, yet we quickly realize that we are also trapped in this situation, where the years are flying by working dehumanizing jobs, wishing we had time for our passions. The parallels between a magician and traveling musician are also evident. Willi captures our attention, presenting powerful stories that connect us to each other. He is a revolutionary, sharing potent songs that hold up a mirror to the world. Let us never forget that we have ever been human. 

“Tulsa’s Last Magician” appears on Willi’s second record Peculiar, Missouri (2022).



Wednesday, June 14, 2023

A Spot in Time: Jimmy "Explosive Diarrhea B." reflects on the passing of Glen Lockett on March 4th, 2023

 

I considered calling this tribute “A Spot in Time” or “Spot on the Spot.” Obviously, the former won the contest. Either would have worked because Spot, also known as Glenn Michael Lockett, became part of underground music history at a specific point in time and he was the right person at the right place. If you bought punk, metal, or other underground records in the 80s, there is a good chance you know the work of the man known as Spot. The first time I came across the name was when I purchased Saint Vitus records in the 80s. Later on, I purchased other records produced by Spot such as Up On the Sun and Meat Puppets II by the Meat Puppets, Husker Du’s Zen Arcade, and Saccharine Trusts Paganicons. To many the name Spot is as much a part of SST Records as Raymond Pettibone and Gregg Ginn.

 It is true that many of the early SST releases had lackluster production. It is hard to blame Spot for this. I recently read Jim Ruland’s book, “Corporate Rock Sucks,” about SST records. Ruland relates that a producer was asked to produce a record for one of the bands (I cannot recall which band). Greg Ginn offered him $4500 to make it happen. The exasperated producer asked if this was for a single song. Ginn’s response was that the cash was for the entire album since that is how SST did things. Spot was dealing with one of two things or perhaps a mixture of them, a label with limited resources, or a label owner unwilling to spend money. This forced the producer and the bands to record at the cheapest time possible, the graveyard shift. The albums were recorded in just a couple of nights. Considering the budget and the marathon recording sessions, it is astounding that the albums didn't sound much much worse; some, like the Meat puppets, Up on the Sun, sound pretty good.

Spot’s production was raw, and with minimal sound effects, loops, and other foreign noises. Spot worked with the bands in a collaborative way and captured their live sound. If the band had warts, those warts are on the records.

The production of 80s punk rock and metal records, and the willingness of small labels to let the bands be themselves made those bands sound unique. I adore the sound of the early Saint Vitus records. I believe that having the vocals prominent in the mix and the muddy melding of the bass and guitar created a doom sound that hasn't been reproduced by any other band. When Dave Chandler would break free of the groove and solo, it was jarring and very evil sounding – it was quite awesome. I believe that Saint Vitus themselves, on later records, were not able to capture the haunting doom sound of the Spot produced records. 

Spot tickled my pristine teenage taint, and some of his work continues to tickle my nasty and abused middle-age taint.

Monday, May 1, 2023

Cruel Curses, We All Get Lost Along the Way (2023)


By Beert


https://cruelcurses.bandcamp.com


Hailing from Pinellas, Florida, Cruel Curses gave me the pleasure of previewing their upcoming EP, We All Get Lost Along the Way. While they bill themselves simply as a rock band, they have many more layers. There is a definite prog influence that will give you a Rush/Removal/Crown Lands feel (strange that all three of these bands are Canadian, but you’ll see what I mean). The guitar seems to soar over the top of the changing, yet on point, rhythm section. The vocals come from behind it all, adding another piece of instrumentation. More than just lyrics, the vocals give an added dimension to the songs. The bass playing is technical without overdoing it. It is a definite driver of the songs, keeping everyone grounded while not being boring. The drumming is superb. This drummer should be shown as an example that you don’t need a million-piece set to play well and sound fantastic. All of this is on a 3-piece set. If you don’t need more drums, don’t get more. 

“You Will Vanquish Me” starts with a brief pounding, almost, dirge. If this song started unexpectedly, it would surely grab your attention. It does so, even if you are the one to hit “play.” Cruel Curses quickly fall into a groove, yet refuse to commit to a single time signature. It gives the feel of playing by feel, while everyone shares the same musical thought. I love when a band can pull this off. Once the vocals come in, the rest of the band backs off just a bit to let the singing come at you as an equal member. With the voice, the entirety of the band hits you. With 6:43 of goodness you will furrow your brow, enraptured in what Cruel Curses are giving you.

“Blood-Honey” forces a Dale Crover-esque intro upon you, in a similar way that your nose gets attacked by the enticing aromas of a local bakery as you walk past on an early morning. You don’t realize that you needed it, until it’s all over you. While the initial drum intro puts you in the mood for a heavy attack (I did mention Dale Crover, yes?), once the guitar enters, the song mellows while the drums continue with what they started. There is a good reverb on the guitar, and a bass rhythm almost melts into it all. The incoming vocals have you leaning back and relaxing into what Cruel Curses is creating. That’s when they jump. “Blood-Honey” gets into a little more of a fury, pulling you out of that eyes-closed for a few seconds, and then falls back into it. The tempo ebbs and flows in waves, keeping you guessing on where they’re going, but making you want to surf the entire song.

“Desperate Escape” has so much going on from the start. Syncopated rhythms, solid instrumentation, vocals from the diaphragm, and just good songwriting. I’ll let you take this one in for yourself.


“Penitent One” presents, at least to this reviewer, like a distant siren’s song. You have something passing by your ear that causes you to cock your head and wonder. What is this minimal jumble expertly under control. As it builds, you search desperately for the source. If you were aboard a ship on the sea, you would set a course for wherever this sound is emanating. Cruel Curses is the siren here, and they have you yearning for all the parts to come together. “Penitent One” builds, teasing you while you wait for a crescendo, and then the song drops like sand through your fingers. “I had it!” you exclaim. You held the embodiment of the song in your hands, and your anxiety overwhelms you as it is taken away when you least expect it. Just as you wonder what happened, the song comes back with a ghostly hand, beckoning you with the curl of a finger. The siren won’t let you lose so easily. The layers of the song begin to build back up, coming together as one at times, and seemingly separate at others, all rising from the same foundation. Then, about a third of the way through, you spot that island that calls for you. Cruel Curses has you right where they want you. No matter how much you think you should resist and turn back, you can’t help but sail straight towards the source.

The song continues at a more furious pace, much like your heart, as you gain speed on your ship, unable to get to where you are going fast enough. Excitement definitely builds. Cruel Curses toss their net around you, and now you cannot turn back even if you want. The beautiful, welcoming faces of these sirens turn to a teeth-baring snarl, and they howl while they crash your ship into the rocks. They can only laugh at you, as they know they have still not satiated what you need, yet there is no more. And it’s the waiting for a new release that eats away at you.

All-in-all, I am very pleased to have been asked to check this out. In fact, I feel somewhat honored that they would share this EP before its release date with someone they haven’t met. 

This EP will be digital only, for now. I do hope that someone will agree to release this on vinyl, as it certainly belongs on there as well. Digital releases are handy, but some music just calls for it to played on a turntable at full volume on a home stereo. And this reviewer feels this is one of those releases.

Cheers to you, Cruel Curses! Can’t wait to see what’s next.


Wednesday, February 1, 2023

PaulySure’s Top 55 Albums of 2022

By PaulySure


Frankly, if I went with my most listened to music of 2022, my top picks would have been Scowl, How Flower’s Grow and Botch’s “122.” However, the Scowl album was release in 2021 (and was included in that best of list), and the Botch was just a single; so they don’t count in the list. That said here we go: 

55. Gabor Bolla, On the Move.

54. Santigold, Spirituals.

53. Messa, Close.

52. Orville Peck, Bronco.

51. Dungen, En Ar For Mycket och Tusen Aldrig Nog.

50. Midwife, God Is a Cop.

49. Preoccupations, Arrangements.

48. Dream Unending, Dream Unending.

47. Hot Water Music, Feel the Void.

46. Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cool It Down.

45. Goat, Oh Death.

44. Holy Fawn, Dimensional Bleed.

43. Tess Parks, And Those Who Were Seen Dancing.

42. Conan, Evidence of Immortality.

41. End It, Unpleasant Living.

40. Absent in Body, Plague God.

39. Ufomammut, Fenice.

38. Off!, Free LSD.

37. Vein.fm, This World Is Going to Ruin You.

36. Blackbraid, Blackbraid I.

35. City of Caterpillar, Mystic Sisters.

34. Cloakroom, Dissolution Wave.

33. Daphni, Cherry.

32. Zola Jesus, Arkhon.

31. Sharon Van Etten, We’ve Been Going About This All Wrong.

30. Jennylee, Heart Tax.

29. Be Well, Hello Sun.

28. Celeste, Assassine(s).

27. Wiegedood, There’s Always Blood at the End of the Road.

26. The Chats, Get Fucked.

25. Built to Spill, When the Wind Forgets Your Name.

24. Julia, Julia, Derealization.

23. Night Sins, Violet Age.

22. Mindforce, New Lords.

21. Dreadnought, The Endless.

20. Vermin Womb, Retaliation.

19. Black Angels, Wilderness of Mirrors.

18. Elder, Innate Passage.

17. Cult of Luna, The Long Road North.

16. Thee Sacred Souls, Thee Sacred Souls.

15. Melody’s Echo Chamber, Emotional Eternal.

14. Berthold City, When Words Are Not Enough.

13. High Vis, Blending.

12. Sweat, Gotta Give It Up.

11. Ken Mode, NULL.

10. End/Cult Leader, Gather & Mourn.

9. Crow, Beware Believers. 

8. Spice, Viv.

7. Spiritualized, Everything Was Beautiful.

6. Daniel Avery, Ultra Truth.

5. Punitive Damage, This Is the Blackout.

4. Praise, All in a Dream.

3. Discourage, Disaster Fatigue.

2. Russian Circle, Gnosis.

1. Cave In, Heavy Pendulum.


Honorable Mentions: 

Acopia, Chances.

Alvvays, Blue Rev. 

Brutus, Unison Life. 

Cloud Rat, Threshold. 

Dead Meadow, Force Form Free. 

Destiny Bond, Demo 2022. 

Freddie Gibbs, $oul $old $eparately. 

Inclination, Unaltered Perspective. 

Languish, Feeding the Flames of Annihilation. 

Midnight, Let There Be Witchery. 

Mythic Sunship, Light/Flux. 

Osees, A Foul Form. 

Rejection Pact, Can We Wait? 

White Lung, Premonition.


Sunday, January 8, 2023

Arc Angles, Apocalisp (Rabbit Rabbit Records Press, 2022)


By SoDak

The three members of Arc Angles were previously in And We Are Them, which put out a series of excellent digital records in the 2010s. As the Arc Angles, they have continued to refine their post-hardcore sound. In 2022, they released their first physical record, Apocalisp. This Los Angeles band has an impressive breadth, as the eight songs on the album explore different terrain. The record opens with ringing, sustained guitar notes, letting the tension build for around a minute, until the drum quickly fires, as the song explodes into a captivating riff, as guitar, bass, and drums create a pulsating beat. This song, “Apocalisp,” has quiet moments, which wonderfully contrast to the overall relentless drive. The chorus is intriguing, “I can’t feel the earth spin, the unveiling, a faded giant, muted mayhem. This can’t be real, I can’t believe my eyes, a cataclysm just as we designed.”

At times, Arc Angles sound like a very cool mix between Quicksand and Russian Circles. The drums and vocals that open “Subtle Tease” give me goosebumps, as the guitar resides in the background, lingering, until everything moves to the front in a series of musical punches. Just listening to this song, I feel a need to jump around to release the energy that is culminating. There is a contemplative heaviness within this tune. As the songs asks, “Am I running fast enough, barely keeping up, gave my all for what?” 

On these eight songs, there are plenty of quirky, tempo changes that sustain attention. My favorite song varies each time that I listen to the record. For instance, this morning, I am obsessing over “Illuminaughty,” especially the tender desperate moment where the vocals plead, “Say what you mean, and mean what you say, say anything.” Yesterday I was smitten with “Summer Assaults.” Tomorrow, I think it will be “Little Seizures.” The instrumental songs, “Czardust” and “Numbchuks,” are excellent, with their hard-driving riffs and expansive moments. The artwork is beautiful—almost as attractive as the old photo of Brian, the drummer of Arc Angles, that accompanies this review. 


Pick up Arc Angles’s Apocalisp and their soon to be released Daisy twelve-inch EP from Rabbit Rabbit Records Press.




Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Elon Musk Dies at 56—South African Tech Gazillionaire Who Assisted the Suicide of Twitter

The following post is part of the fictive obituary series. 


By Chastity Morgan


Elon Reeve Musk, the tech gazillionaire who acquired Twitter, an online social media platform, in 2022, died in an intergalactic starship crash on Saturday, May 5, 2818.

Born to onetime emerald mine owner, Errol Musk and Maye Musk, a Canadian-born model and dietitian, Elon Musk died when his SpaceX starship collided with xfjqz-illionaire Jeff Bezos’s super shuttle on Saturday, May 5, 2818. Starship troopers are still investigating the cause of the crash, but it is believed that Musk was following his Google Starmaps and went down a one-way galaxy when his starship collided with the Amazon xfjqz-illionaire’s super shuttle. An investigation has been launched to see if Mark Zuckerberg, owner of Macro, will be held liable if it is found that Google Starmaps failed to update its mapping system causing the crash.

Elon Musk, businessman and investor, best known as the CEO and architect of Tesla, was notorious in the tech world for being a megalomaniac. He sold his first tech company Zip2 for a humble $307 million in 1999. From there, Musk went on to co-found X.com, a banking service, which merged with Cofinity in 2000 to form PayPal. By 2025, Musk managed to acquire all the cryptocurrency on planet Earth. 

Musk was the inspiration for Larry Gatlin’s hit single “All the Cryptocurrency in Silicon Valley.” 

All the cryptocurrency in Earth

Is in the laptop in the middle of Silicon Valley

In Elon Musk’s name.

So if you’re dreamin’ about planet Earth,

Silicon Valley’s a brand-new game.

Musk hit hard times in 2023 when he assisted with the suicide of Twitter. Although Twitter read like the bathroom stall of a mediocre high school, its millions of users were upset when a memo leaked regarding Musk’s plan to “compassionately kill” the platform. Musk’s drastic moves to cut costs including the killing of the verification checkmarks, and killing of the Twitter staff, were met with other maneuvers to bring back controversial figures under Twitter’s “Freedom of Hate Speech Act.” These actions were transparent, but the public was in uproar when a correspondence between Musk and Zuckerberg was leaked. Musk told Zuckerberg, “I will kill him (Twitter). Then we can merge and create our own speech platform.” In which Zuckerberg replied, “Please kill Twitter compassionately.” Musk then replied, “I will, but he must die.” Social justice groups around the United States called for the canceling of Musk for his use of gendered pronouns in reference to Twitter. In spite of protests, Musk still killed Twitter.

The Twitter scandal was then followed by a gang of Tesla cars going rogue and taking electric stations around the United States hostage. In July 2026, autonomous driving Tesla’s with no drivers started to circle electric stations. It looked like a scene straight out of the 1986 film starring Emilio Estevez Maximum Overdrive. The United States in an attempt to curb the disaster turned off the electricity for all major cities with charging stations. For twenty-four hours, the country was dark, but luckily the hostage situation was short lived as Tesla’s only get 267 miles per charge. Although Musk has not been the CEO of Tesla since 2018 due to fraud charges, his name is still synonymous with the electric car company.

Rather than face more scrutiny, in 2027, Musk left much of his fortune to his eight children. He was cryogenically frozen until the public would forget about his misdoings. Unfortunately, his children carried on his legacy with a series of “choices made in poor taste,” which extended Musk’s frozen state. Finally, his lineage died out, and it was then safe for him to start the unthawing process as he headed back to planet Earth. 

Musk fully thawed on May 3, 2818, with the $75 billion he set aside for this moment. By May 4, his pompous ass ill-equipped to fly the new age starship and with no starship license jet off into the unknown. Only two days after his thaw, he crashed into xfjqz-illionaire Bezos’s super shuttle and evaporated suddenly into the galaxy on what would be Karl Marx’s 1,000th birthday.


Check out the trailer for Maximum Overdrive: 


Watch the video for Gatlin’s “All the Gold in California”: