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I love Hüsker Dü, which means I love Grant Hart. I was
introduced to the band in the formative years of my life, back when punk rock,
of all kinds, saved me. I have never heard a band that sounds quite like Hüsker
Dü: Bob Mould’s wall of melodic guitar noise, Greg Norton’s bass laying some
kind of impossible foundation so the whole thing didn’t blow away, Grant Hart’s
weird-ass drum sound. “Is that a delay or an echo on the drums? Who does that?”
Grant-fucking-Hart does that. Many drummers have a district style, but Grant
had a district sound too. He also sang with a deep longing and desperation
while he played the drums.
Depressing and emotionally heavy, psychedelic punk
rock is the only way I can describe Hüsker Dü’s sound during the SST days.
Mould and Hart, the principle songwriters and singers, were both influenced by 1960s
pop as much as by The Germs. Mould’s songs were often cathartic exorcisms, but
Grant’s songs were 60’s girl group gems wrapped up in a psychedelic wash like
watching Phil Spector drowning in a pool of LSD. Grant’s songs were about love,
books about UFOs, not giving up, how the news was shit, and how we were all
fucked if we don’t get it together. Mould became the big star out of this
group, but this band was a three piece—make no mistake. Grant’s incredible
talent and lack of superstardom somehow made him more human, real, and unknown.
I have one Nova Mob record and one Grant Hart solo
record. I like them. I should get more. But the sound and the plea to “Keep
Hanging On” is etched on my heart and it makes me want to cry, as if he knew
this was the mantra to get us through this life.
SoDak:
When I think of the mid-to-late 1980s, I have fond
memories of college radio in Rapid City, South Dakota. KTEQ was a breath of
fresh air, given that it regularly played punk rock and new wave. It was consistently
a source of new music. Such was the case in 1985, when one of the DJs played
five Hüsker Dü songs, from three different records, back to back. I got goose
bumps as “Pink Turns to Blue” started. I loved the mix of grittiness and melody.
On this first listen, I could not understand all the lyrics, but I picked up
enough to know that it was about a woman who overdosed. Next was “I Apologize,”
which made me want to jump around the room. Finally, the DJ indicated that he
was going to play three songs from the new Hüsker Dü record, Flip Your Wig—the title song on which
both Bob Mould and Grant Hart sing, “Makes No Sense at All,” and “Green Eyes.”
Between songs the DJ shared how much he loved Hüsker Dü, explaining what each
song meant to him. These interludes allowed him to cue up the next song to be
played, since these songs were not consecutive on the record. I sat in my room
eager to experience each song, as a wave of different emotions washed over me.
From that moment on, I was hooked on Hüsker Dü,
especially the different emotive qualities of the two singers. Grant Hart’s
songs often seemed warmer with his rounded vocals. At the time, I was surprised
to learn that Grant Hart also played drums, as I could not imagine how someone
could sing like he did while banging away behind the kit. Flip Your Wig remains my favorite Hüsker Dü record, but their other
records also contain songs that are among my favorites. In particular, I love
Hart’s “Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely.” When Candy Apple Grey was released, I would listen to this song over and
over, taken by the tension between yearning, separation, and heartbreak. Years
later, Political Asylum recorded a brilliant acoustic version of this song. I
am still struck by how catchy “Could You Be the One?,” “Too Much Spice,” and “She Floated Away” are on the second side
of Warehouse: Songs and Stories.
Hart’s “She Floated Away” seemed filled with both sorrow and whimsy.
Following the demise of Hüsker Dü, I continued to buy
Grant Hart’s records, whether it was Nova Mob or his solo records. While the
conflict and creativity of Hüsker Dü could not be matched, I very much liked
Nova Mob’s “Old Empire,” “The Last Days of Pompeii Benediction,” “Over My Head,”
and “Where You Gonna Land.” My regret in relation to Grant Hart is that I
learned he played in Eugene, Oregon, where I was living, two days after the
show.
In August, I spent a week hiking in Glacier National Park—fortunately
before all the fires started. For road trips, I usually bring along a stack of
CDs that I have not heard, in order to have time to really listen to a record. On
the third day, we took the Going-to-the-Sun Road from the westside of the park
to the Many Glacier area. For the drive, I selected the newest record by the
Black Lips, Satan’s Graffiti…or Is It God’s
Art. My wife and I drove along Lake McDonald, then followed the river,
before starting the climb to Logan’s Pass. Periodically, we stopped to walk
through fields of wildflowers, to sit by waterfalls, and to watch mountain
goats climb up cliffs. We were excited to see two grizzly bears, swimming across
a river. Once we arrived at the trailhead, we hiked in fog and rain to
Ptarmigan Tunnel and then to Iceberg Lake. We counted the piles of fresh bear
scat that we passed on the trail. Wildflowers abounded in the high meadows. This
astonishing day was just one of many in these mountains. Wait, it seems that I
forgot to mention anything about the Black Lips record. Well, this is because Satan’s Graffiti…or Is It God’s Art is
forgettable. To be fair, someone might contend that the experience and beauty
of the national park served as a distraction and did not allow me to appreciate
the record. For me, music has the potential to diminish or enhance an
experience, just as the place can influence how I feel about music. Throughout
the week, we listened to music that complemented our experiences and that is
woven into memories of these days. This is not the case with the new record by
the Black Lips. It seems uninspired. It sounds like the band just showed up
tired and fucked around while making the record. This is unfortunate, as I have
very much enjoyed several of their previous records. Fortunately, for us, we
had many other great records that satisfied us on this trip.
My first exposure to Glen Campbell was on TV; really this
was the only media I had access to as a child of the 1980s. Hee Haw wasn’t really a
Sunday dinner time ritual as it was a way to pass the time before the
table was set. This show was beloved in the South, but both of my parents
were from the North. The Lawerence WelkShow, which followed Hee Haw, was much more of a draw. Nevertheless,
something about Hee Haw sucked me. I
remember Glen Campbell playing “Ghost Riders in the Sky.” I am not sure who he
played with, Buck Owens or Roy Clark, but I was mesmerized by it.
Maybe it was the song, but this performance has always stuck with
me. This was the first song I learned how to plan on guitar in high school
on my friend’s Dad’s 12 string. I later learned of Glen’s connection with
the Beach Boys thru yet another TV show or special. My dad adored the Beach
Boys, and I knew more about them than I did about the Catholicism that was
forced down my throat every Wednesday and Sunday. I’m not a Glen Campbell
fan or follower but truly connect him with that time of my childhood. He
was a great guitarist, which I now know and appreciate. Many of my musical influences are
a result of a personal connection with a performance, rather than a
studious approach to dissecting an album, and Glen was definitely one
of those. RIP Glen Campbell and thank you for the memories.
PaulySure:
I didn’t really grow up listening to Glen Campbell as much
as I did all the members that made up The Highwaymen, and other more “outlaw”
style country. At that time, I mostly just knew “Rhinestone Cowboy.” Glen Campbell’s more or less someone I got
into within the last 3 years, primarily after finding out how important he was
to music through way of the most important studio band, The Wrecking Crew. With
that said, I think that makes him possibly the second most important member of
the Beach Boys.
SoDak:
When I grew up in the 1970s, Glen Campbell was everywhere.
His songs were played across the dial on AM radio stations. I fondly remember listening
to his versions of “Gentle on My Mind,” “By the Time I Get to Phoenix,” “Wichita
Lineman,” and “Galveston” while riding in the backseat of my parents’ car. Glen
Campbell’s countrypolitan music was smooth and comfortable. Along with my
mother, I would sing the chorus, while staring out across the South Dakota
plains. In 1975, his pop song, “Rhinestone Cowboy,” was a massive hit. While I
preferred his songs from the 1960s, I would also sing the sweeping chorus of “Rhinestone”
every time it was on the radio. In many ways, Glen Campbell was woven into my
childhood, as a familiar musical thread. It is only many years later that I
learned about The Wrecking Crew, the Los Angeles studio band, which played the
music on so many of the hit songs and records throughout the 1960s. Glen
Campbell was one of the members of this elite group. During the last decade, I
bought his new records as they were released, and was pleased to find many
songs that I particularly enjoyed. His contribution to the history of rock and
country is undeniable.