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Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Love Letter: Master of Puppets


By Jack Rafferty


Myself like many others have Metallica to thank for introducing them to heavier music. While my first introduction to Metallica was the self-titled record, otherwise known as the Black Album, which I know is not the best first impression, I soon began learning guitar. The first song I ever learned was “Seek and Destroy” from Kill ‘Em All. Not long after, I went ahead and somehow skipped Ride the Lightning and bought Master of Puppets. I had been into the band up to this point, but it was upon first listening to this album that I felt something akin to an epiphany. It is an album that is truly timeless, and one of my absolute favorites. I don’t like to use the word iconic unless I feel it is really warranted, but it certainly is here. 


From the first notes of “Battery” (which, in my eyes, is about as close to a perfect opening track that could possibly exist), I was mesmerized. I hadn’t listened to many thrash albums at the time, but over the years as I continued to expand into the genre, I rarely found ones that I felt equaled the experience of listening to Master of Puppets. To me, all the elements that Metallica do well are done the best on this album. From Hetfield’s growling, yet melodic, vocals to the insanely catchy riffs, to the incredible instrumental tracks, pristine production, and the combination of the ferocity and lyrical quality/emotional depth. Overall, I think this album refines and improves upon many of the great things Metallica was working on with Kill ‘Em All and Ride the Lightning


The title track, which I have avoided for some years due to it being overplayed (how great it is to return with fresh ears), is such a classic track that I can’t really say much that others haven’t already. That lead riff is still one of my favorites of all time. Also, the solo is just so fucking good. Then there is here that transition to “The Thing That Should Not Be” with the introductory quiet, deep notes that explode into the distorted chords of the same melody—it always gives me chills. From a pacing perspective, I think this track was a great decision. It serves to slow things down a bit, but not too much, from the first two tracks. I do think that, in the context of single tracks across the album, this might be the one I least enjoy, but that is just to say I like it less than multiple masterpieces. That being said, I wouldn’t change a thing about it, because again, I think it functions in the overall flow of the album very well. There is not a weak moment on this album.


I used to go around humming the opening to “Welcome Home (Sanitarium)” all the time in high school. Those opening soft harmonics are haunting, and when the opening melancholy clean riff is joined by Kirk’s guitar, it is chilling. I like how in Pitchfork’s review of this album, they talk about the bay area thrash sound as having a “wounded and raw beauty.” That is very descriptive of this album, especially given the lyrical content surrounding antiwar sentiments, religion as an opiate to the masses, mental health struggles, addiction, and more. “Welcome Home” in particular always makes me think of how sanitariums were used to police women, especially poor and marginalized women, during their time, which amplifies the tragedy of the song. It is hard to pick a favorite chorus on the album, they are all so good, but this one is up there. 


The rhythm of the guitar work throughout the album is immaculate, and the tone is much meatier here. The higher notes, when they are played, still have the more spectral quality that they had on Lightning. “Disposable Heroes” is a great example of the prior with its main riffs. I can never get enough of the chorus, with Hetfield shouting “back to the front!” The lyrics of this track are also some of the most devastating and dark. It was songs like this that were initially getting me to think about these issues in a certain way. Music motivated me politically long before I was reading theory or anything like that. I would still love this album if that commentary was not present, but it makes it all the better because it is. 


“Leper Messiah” is a blistering track, with superb riffs throughout. I haven’t talked much about this composition and songwriting so far, but all these tracks are masterly crafted. There is so much going on even in the first minute of this song. The band knows exactly how long a certain riff or fill should last, and they move on to something else seamlessly. There’s never a moment where I think, “that was a bit of an odd transition from what they were doing.” It always works, always makes sense. 


Not much to say about “Orion,” other than it’s one of the greatest instrumental tracks ever written. For such a long instrumental, it’s amazing how it never feels like it is re-treading the same ground in a tiring way. When previous sounds or elements are revisited, they are done in a way that builds upon them, and enhances their part within the whole of the song, like story beats that come to have greater significance later on in a film. I marvel at how young they were when they were writing songs like this. 


The closing track, “Damage, Inc.” begins with ethereal notes seemingly reverberating back and forth, passing over one’s head like a flock of birds, before exploding into a blood-pumping, energetic riff. I feel as though this one went overlooked relative to the other tracks for me for quite a while, which seems crazy, because it’s also amazing. The riff that starts just after three minutes is one of the heaviest on the album, followed by an absolutely dizzying solo. The album goes out with a bang, clawing and fighting. 


Overall, I’m so happy I found this album when I did. It’s not surprising that Metallica is a gateway band for a lot of folks getting into the genre, and I’m so glad my experience with them did not linger with the later albums, because this is Metallica at their prime. If anyone was curious about metal, and I could only pick one album to introduce them to the genre, it would probably be this one, which is an immense decision to make. I feel as though I’ve more than adequately covered my thoughts on its content, and I can’t begin to measure its impact as a whole. So, I guess I will just reiterate that this album is truly an iconic masterpiece, and I love it.  

Saturday, January 4, 2025

Learning to Love: Judas Priest

By Jack Rafferty


I have a terrible confession to make. I’ve never been into Judas Priest. That’s not to say I disliked them; I just never gave them the time of day. I’d listen to bits of albums here and there, but it just never grabbed me. I am writing this on the last day in 2024. I have a list of albums the length of my arm to get to and write about for my year-end list. So, why instead am I spending this crucial time listening to Judas Priest’s discography? Simple, I finally get it. Judas Priest kicks ass.


This is going to be the first in a series of pieces I write about music that I had to learn to love. I’ve found over the years that sometimes just being at a specific point in my life turned me off from certain music, and I hope this series motivates me to attempt to seek those out, and see if it is still the case, or if something resonates more with me, now that my circumstances and perspectives are different. 


For Judas Priest, it started with “Dreamer Deceiver,” the third track from Sad Wings of Destiny. Before hearing this song, I was only casually aware of a few tracks off of Screaming for Vengeance, British Steel, and Painkiller. I should be clear that I’ve always respected Judas Priest for the undeniable influence they have had on the genre, and their stature as legends within the metal community. I’ve also always admired Halford’s iconic vocals, and how they have inspired so many to riff on his style. I just…never took the time to really listen to them. Then I heard “Dreamer Deceiver” almost accidentally, and my mind immediately changed. From the beginning notes of this song, Halford’s voice sent chills through my body. This was a slower, more melancholy, version of the band I had not experienced before. I finally concluded to go back and listen to as much of their older music as I could to reassess my opinion on them. 


One thing I noticed immediately as I dove into Painkiller and Stained Class is that I haven’t been having a ton of fun with music lately. I’ve been listening to a lot of great music, but none of it has been much “fun.” These albums invigorated me with just how enjoyable they are. It was like waking up from a long depression and going outside to feel the sun. I literally could not sit down while listening to “Exciter.” I had to get up and move to it. I will say that some of the production on this album seems a bit thin. I feel like there are times where Halford’s voice can sound like it is coming from a hallway or something. Everything else sounds crisp, though. I love the gallop picking on the title track, and the palm-muted reverb on the chorus is a nice touch and thankfully not overdone. I also think “Saints in Hell” is a vocal standout here. Overall, Stained Class isn’t my favorite, but it still has plenty to enjoy. 


And Painkiller, oh man Painkiller. So many great tracks here. The drum solo for the opening track is iconic, and there are so many triumphant moments, like the chorus on “Hell Patrol” or when that main riff kicks in on “Between the Hammer & the Anvil.” Halford is at his most electric vocally on this album. There is something to love about every track, and there isn’t a miss among them. I do think that Painkiller is probably my favorite album from them. It’s odd that I don’t have a ton to say about it. I could gush about each track, but mostly I think that the sound and style they go for on this album is my favorite version of Judas Priest. 


Sin After Sin was next. I love the guitar tone on this album. It is light, but still has a slight amount of distortion, and it complements Halford’s voice really well. I feel like the tone on Stained Class is similar but cleaner, and I preferred this a bit more. I was also completely floored when I realized there was a cover of Joan Baez’s “Diamonds and Rust” here. Such a pleasant surprise, and I enjoy their version quite a bit. “Diamonds and Rust” is a daunting song to cover. It seems to me like it is in the same realm as something like “All Along the Watchtower.” There were also creative decisions that I think I would hate on paper, but ended up enjoying, such as the clapping on “Starbreaker.” Another track where I just had to get up and dance a bit. Then there were tracks like “Here Come the Tears” that showed me that the slower, melancholy sound that I loved on “Dreamer Deceiver” has been around from the beginning. This song was another highlight that I loved, especially when the guitars kick in, and Halford sounds as though he is weeping, and it just builds to such a powerful ending, which has an incredible transition into “Dissident Aggressor.” This album, along with Sad Wings of Destiny, was showing me just how much diversity exists across their discography, and what I had been missing by only listening to a couple tracks for so long.


From here I started into British Steel. I think this is the album that initially made me have a certain perception of Judas Priest. While I do like aspects of it, such as the main riff on “Breaking the Law” and the vocal melodies on “Living After Midnight,” the overall sound of this album doesn’t appeal to me like the others have. It has a slower-paced, simplistic 1980s rock sound that just does not resonate with me. Not a bad album, but it’s not an album for me. 


So, I quickly moved on to Screaming for Vengeance, and was brought back with the first iconic notes of “The Hellion” seamlessly that lead into the pitch harmonics for “Electric Eye.” I must admit that I wish the chorus of “Electric Eye” was a little more energetic, as the pre-chorus seems to be building to something more than what is delivered. That main riff is great, though. “Riding the Wind” and “Bloodstone” are both very strong tracks, followed by what I consider to be a bit of a lull in “(Take These) Chains” and “Pain and Pleasure.” Things pick back up momentarily with the high velocity title track, before going a bit slower again with the following tracks. I don’t love the latter half of this album, though I do think “Prisoner of Your Eyes” has some great vocal sections. Overall, I don’t seem to enjoy this early 1980s period of the band like most seem to, and I think it was what kept me at arm’s distance from them for so long. 


This might be an unpopular opinion, but I like Defenders of the Faith more than Screaming or British Steel. This album gets back to the sound that I was wanting from the band. More vitality, heavier, and higher energy throughout, with more of a consistency of sound. “Rock Hard Ride Free” doesn’t really do it for me, but tracks like “Sentinel,” “Jawbreaker,” “Freewheel Burning,” and “Some Heads Are Gonna Roll” are some of my favorites so far. I will say that the latter half of the album gets a little too “stadium anthem” for my tastes. Maybe all three need revisiting at some point, because I enjoy aspects of them all, Screaming and Defenders, mostly. 


I had been hearing a lot of buzz about 2018’s Firepower and now the new (and 20th!) album Invincible Shield. So, I felt the need to jump forward a bit to check these out. They certainly did not disappoint. It is amazing to see Judas Priest with this much energy this late into their career. They are making some of their heaviest, most blistering music to date in their seventies. Halford’s vocals, especially, are incredibly unfazed by age. The range and power are not diminished in the slightest. Really impressive stuff. I think I will need a few more listens to decide which of these I like more, but I’m leaning toward Invincible Shield.


There is still a lot I need to get to with Judas Priest, but this can’t go on forever, so I’ll end it here for now. I’m glad I finally gave them another chance, because I’ve really enjoyed listening to all of these albums, and I am excited to find my next thing to learn to love. These won’t all be large portions of discographies from artists. It could simply be an album or even just a song or something. Who knows, we will see where I decide to take it. For now, it’s back to the year-end list.

Thursday, January 2, 2025

Beert’s 2024 Music in Review

By Beert


Greetings fellow Ticklers,


This past year, 2024, definitely contained a lot of great music no matter what your tastes. I’d love to share some standouts from my perspective.


As per usual, there were a few releases that stood out and held my gaze as Album of the Year contenders.


Bellyard gave us their self-titled EP in January. It is a fantastic album that really led the race for Album of the Year. It is hard to pigeonhole this record into a genre. There are elements of blues, country, folk/Americana, “heavy,” and others. It is just a real stand out record that literally had my jaw drop upon first listen. I was so drawn in, that when my partner arrived home later in the day, I had her sit down to listen. She, too, was captured by what she was hearing. I cannot recommend this Sump Pump Records release enough. It is something your collection needs, no matter what style of music you prefer. There will be something that holds your attention, for sure.

https://sumppumprecords.bandcamp.com/album/bellyard


Sprints released Letter to Self in physical format, in January, as well. The year started off with two releases vying for my music-nerd love. It is a solid album from start to finish. It is full of emotion and grit. Plus, it has an infectious energy that made me wonder if much could contend with such a powerful album. I was very happy to see that the world agreed, as Sprints continued to get some well-deserved attention. Don’t sleep on this one, either.

https://sprintsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/letter-to-self


In summer 2023, I went on a trip to Denver with a few friends. Our main purpose was to see Off With Their Heads at The Marquis. The trip was a blast, which included such highlights as Slashers horror-themed bar, Meow Wolf with others on their first experience, a visit to Mile High Comics, TRVE and Crooked Stave breweries, finding an unhealthy curiosity about the various “$—Per Scoop” restaurants, and record shopping of course. As we made it to the Marquis with plenty of time to spare, I was blown away by Denver’s own Tuff Bluff as an opening act. As luck would have it for 2024, Tuff Bluff released their poppy, yet punk, self-titled album in May. The album really gave me pause and even more appreciation for the band. It is another album where there every song will bend your ear. I’m anxiously awaiting to see what else this trio releases, and hopefully convincing them to take a trip north (and slightly east) one of these months.

https://tuffbluff.bandcamp.com/album/tuff-bluff


In June, Dune-inspired doomsayers out of Montreal, Sons of Arrakis released their album Volume II. It is heavy and spacey, which is understandably reverent to Frank Herbert’s tales of politics, spice-trade, and interplanetary mysticism. I was very happy to add a copy of this to my collection. The record is both dark and bright, with a heaviness that isn’t plodding. I really can’t say enough about Sons of Arrakis. If you are into the worlds of Dune and some soaring riffage, look no further.

https://sonsofarrakis.bandcamp.com/album/volume-ii


And my last contender for Album of the Year for 2024, is also my pick. Moon Woman, from Austria, gave us When Things Shine Bright. Their sophomore album is a fantastic follow up to their first release, Open Gates (2020). When Things Shine Bright is really an aural trip for your mind and body. Moon Woman possesses the ability to take the listener to other places. It’s artistic and heavy, but mellow and meandering. Moon Woman carries a weight while not pummeling your senses. A music offers transcendent meditation, without making it silly or unmeaningful. If you only end up selecting a single album from 2024, When Things Shine Bright by Moon Woman would be the one I recommend. And it’s very rare that I can whittle down to only one album from a given year.

https://sonsofarrakis.bandcamp.com/album/volume-ii


If I may, please take in these other, killer releases from 2024, in no particular order:


Year of October, I Took a Walk (ep).

Year of October, Live From Everywhere, Volume I.

Shooting Daggers, Smug (single).

The Shitfits, Collateral Damage.

The Courettes, Shake (ep).

Tite Nauts, Hostile Territory.

Wizzerd, Kronia/Saturnalia (double lp).

Eight Foot Manchild, Doom Brass (lp).

Eight Foot Manchild, Do Spirits Return? (ep).

Hayley and the Crushers, Unsubscribe from the Underground (complete with a cover of Juice Newton!).

Busy Weather, Look Up!


And I would be remiss if I didn’t mention attending a few live shows in 2024, that I really enjoyed.


In May, The Pentagram String Band played at a park shelter in Old Storybook Island Park in Rapid City, South Dakota. Spent a great night with a wonderful group of touring musicians.


June brought HIRS Collective to town. I was blown away! This duo was touring for over two months, and it was fury mixed with intensity, smooshed between two slices of anger and vitriol, and served with a dancing smile. I really couldn’t believe I got to witness their set and want nothing more than to see them return.


In July, Off With Their Heads came back to Rapid City. This band has always been fun, yet meaningful. If you’re already a fan, you know the emotions that they can pull out of you. Their live show is goofy, silly, and fun. Of course, if the band resonates with you, you know there will probably be some tears as well. Local greats, Dead Marthas and Born to Suffer opened the show, making it sonically appealing to everyone’s ears.


August had Destiny Bond (Colorado), Mormon Mincers (California), Grave Solace (South Dakota), and locals Defect and Continuum on tap. It was a really fun night of music and friendship, with an all-around good feeling at a show that mixed genres.


And finally, in September, I booked my only show of the year. I was stoked to bring Mars Red Sky (France) to town, along with their North American tour mates Howling Giant (Tennessee). Wizzerd came down from Kalispell, Montana, and Continuum opened the show. The show was just a full on good time with heavy music in its varying forms. The crowd was great and everyone was in the right frame of mind to make this show a success, in an entertainment-way. Plus, my childhood friend and his partner were in attendance, traveling all the way from Huntsville, Alabama. Getting the chance to book such a big show was a thrill (and, of course, it frayed my nerves as I waited to see if people would come out, which of course they did to see these amazing touring bands).


Now, I’m sure there are a billion things I am forgetting to mention for the year 2024 in music. But I did start a list for this past year, so I wouldn’t forget so much. I’ll continue to do that through 2025. And maybe, just maybe, I can actually find some time to get some actual reviews written and submitted in 2025. Only time will tell.