By SoDak
After
drying the coffee pots and replacing the filters in the machine, Bryce brews
another batch of coffee. Three hours into his shift, he starts to clean the
counters, knowing that in an hour the post-bar patrons will be stopping by for
last minute snacks, condoms, and gas. He hears the door open as his friends
come in to pass an hour with him.
“Hey Bryce, we’re here to watch you
work. It’s amazing that you get paid to shoot the shit with us. Too bad we don’t
draw a paycheck for hanging out with you, given that you just sit here talking,
the same as us.”
“Your
salary is all the free candy that you eat and the soda that you drink. Heck,
I’m almost like your cook.”
“You don’t
make the candy and soda.”
“I change
the hoses on the machines and replace the tanks on the fountain. As far as the
candy, I just unpack the shit and set it out. And don’t forget the hotdogs that
I skewer each night. When you think about it, most family dinners aren’t much
different than this. The hot dogs are taken out of a package, placed in water,
and then eaten. Macaroni is taken out of a box and boiled. The Mini-Mart is
your restaurant. We even have an assortment of condiments.”
“Ok, ok. We
get your point. We know you have a shitty job and we take advantage of your
position to get free food.”
“Heck, eat
all you want, I hate this fuckin’ job, cleaning up the toilet after fuckers who
can’t piss in the pot and selling cigarettes and beer to hundreds of people
each night. It sucks ass working here.”
The four of
them laugh. Ari, a dirty-blond, dreadlocked, skateboarder, moves to the
refrigerator and grabs a Coke.
Bryce wipes
ketchup off the counter by the condiments. “I can’t believe you drink that shit
all the time.”
Ari shrugs,
“When it is free I have a weakness.”
Ivy tears
open a bag of sunflower seeds, adding, “He thinks that free pop doesn’t
contribute to the profits of Coke, but he fails to see that the store already
purchased the product. Coke makes their money even if it is free to him. In
fact, it forces Mini-Mart to buy more soda from Coke.”
Jake walks
towards one of the two booths by the windows. But before reaching the booth,
Bryce catches Jake’s eye and points, using his chin, in the direction of the
register. Understanding this gesture, Jake walks behind the counter, flips
through the dozen cassette tapes on the shelf and selects The Crucifucks. He
inserts the tape, pushes play, and turns up the volume before proceeding to the
booth.
From the
speakers, everyone hears a couple strikes on a drum, followed by pounding bass
notes. A distinctive whine shrieks, “You make things miserable every day. You
make me sick with the things you say. You stand for the anthem at the old ball
game. And your pledge of allegiance is so fuckin lame.” For a moment all four
of the friends are mouthing the words, as they move about the store. Jake sits
down, pulls out a copy of Moby Dick and starts reading. He is the
quietest of the four, and always seems preoccupied as he is constantly wrapped
up in a book or writing notes to himself. He is only twenty-one, but he seems
much older. His long hair makes him look a little shabby, but it is always
pulled back into a ponytail. Pausing as headlights shine into the store, Jake
looks out the window. “Dave is here. Same time as usual. Just like us.”
Ari laughs.
Bryce turns, looking out the window, and states, “He will sit in his car
another fifteen minutes before coming in. I think he listens to Art Bell. He is
always talking about conspiracy theories or some weird shit, such as UFOs. He
is a little paranoid.”
Walking
away from the magazine rack, Ivy saunters to the garbage can by Bryce. She
bends over, spitting the empty shells into the trash. She watches Fred sit outside
in the squad car. She always saves her words, making sure that her thoughts are
clearly formed and direct. While Jake seems adrift in his own world, she is
very observant, constantly watching the happenings around her. She is the
primary reason the three punks come to the Mini-Mart on most nights. Her best friend
is Bryce. Jake and Ari are good friends, but Bryce and her have been close
friends for ten years. They often stay up all night talking about music, art,
and politics. After Bryce went through a break up with a girlfriend, Ivy and
him became confidants. She would rather be out walking through the city streets
talking with Bryce, but he has to work the night shift three to four times a
week.
“Hey
Bryce,” Ari asks, “Can I have a hot dog?”
Jake
grimaces. Ivy shakes her head in disgust. Seeing the reactions, Ari insists,
“He mentioned hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. He made me hungry. Chips won’t
fill me up.”
Bryce
simply nods.
“Cool. Is
the horseradish fresh?”
“Just
filled the tray, if that’s what you mean by fresh.”
Ari reaches
into a bag of buns on the counter. Each night, he is the primary one, who eats
at the Mini-Mart. Bryce doesn’t mind Ari’s appetite. Ari rarely finds work, despite
that he is always applying for jobs. His dreadlocks hang down to his shoulders.
Businesses owners assume that he isn’t trustworthy, smart, or dependable simply
because of his knotty hair. In reality, he was the opposite of these things. He
generally likes to work. He pours himself into it. He attends the university, where
he is majoring in mathematics. He is quite bright, but he is very hyper,
tending to talk too much. “I hate that fuckin’ cop. I bet he is sitting in the
car beating off, as Art Bell spews out his meaningless bullshit. ‘The
government and Satan are using your tax dollars to build a super station in Utah
that causes spontaneous abortions in White women.’ The fucker probably receives
right-wing shit from every hate group in the country.”
Bryce asks,
“Is he really that bad?”
“He’s a
fuckin’ cop isn’t he.”
“Yeah. I’m
just not sure he’s quite as crazy as the other cops who stop in here. He’s at
least nice from time to time. The other cops basically strut in with their
chests pushed out, thinking they kings or something. Anyway, Jake worked with
this copy at NAPA. Isn’t that so?”
“Yep.”
Bryce
continues, “Jake said he was a pretty nice guy, back then.”
Putting
down the book, Jake comments, “He was obsessed with conspiracy theories. He was
kind of a nut. And he was very religious. It was insane sometimes. He would put
Bible verses on the bulletin board, and I would always put quotes by Mark
Twain, from Letters From the Earth, above the bible quotes. It used to
piss him off, but I don’t think that he ever really got them. Oh well, he was a
decent fella. He tried. But since he became a cop, he seems different. Now, I
only see him down here. I suppose that is a good thing. It’s not like I want to
see a cop everywhere I go.”
Ivy walks
over to the table. She slides in next to Jake, while keeping her eyes on Dave
sitting in his car. “The last couple months, I’ve seen him a few times harassing
folks in North Rapid. In fact, one night, I was riding my bike to a show out at
Lakota Homes, when I saw him hit a man with his nightstick. There didn’t seem
to be a reason for the action. Dave just kept yelling, ‘You dirty savage, go
back to the rez.’”
Ari spits
out his bite of the hot dog, “See I told you that he was a fuckin’ piece of
shit pig.”
Bryce
questions, “Did he really say that racist shit?”
“Yeah. I
wouldn’t make it up. I was shocked. Some of the younger punks have told me that
he’s always harassing their brothers, calling them all sorts of racist names.
But the worst part is that Dave and another cop who he spends time with on the
night shift have been threatening women sexually. Dave pats them down, keeping
his hand firmly between their legs, before letting them go.”
Shocked,
Bryce asks Jake, “Was he like this when he worked at NAPA?”
“I don’t
think so. But it was a different environment, one where older men and women
slaved away the better part of their days, selling shitty auto parts. He
started his training to be a cop just before I quit and he was getting rather
cocky, but nothing like what Ivy just described. It doesn’t surprise me that he
has become a power hungry abusive man. Much of that develops in the socialization
process of becoming a cop. Dave still tries to be chummy with me, given our
past work experience, but I’m not comfortable with him.”
Between
bites, Ari simply states, “I told you so…I told you so.”
“Yeah,
you’re right.” Bryce shakes his head. “I still have a few things to finish up
around the store. Then I can sit down with y’all.” Bryce picks up a towel,
wipes the counter, before throwing it over his shoulder. He rounds the corner,
picks up one of the coffee pots, and goes into the backroom of the store.
Jake
returns to Moby Dick, as Ivy gets up, to grab a magazine from the
counter. She returns, settling into the seat across from Jake. She stretches
out her legs, placing them on the chair alongside Jake. Ari finishes the hot
dog, wipes his fingers on a napkin, and then decides to eat another one. The
cassette plays on, shouting out anthems from years ago, “I’ve been told so many
times, To love it or leave it, It’s the same old line, But nothing is half as
sick as this, Patriotic, idiotic, fuckin piss.”
A thud from
the car door sounds, and shortly thereafter Dave walks in through the Mini-Mart
doors. Ivy looks at Ari, and he simply smiles back at her. The doors open and
Dave’s eyes meet Ari’s. “What’s up pork chop?”
“You and
your smart mouth. Someday it’s going to get you into trouble.” He looks towards
the counter, “Where’s Bryce?”
“Hopefully
poisoning the doughnuts.” Sometimes, Ari makes himself laugh. Even Ivy snickers
at this one.
Jake
defusing the situation states, “He’s taking care of some of the chores in the
backroom. He should be back in a couple of minutes.”
Dave,
pleased to see Jake, walks to the table asking, “Why do you hang around these
losers?” Jake realizes that he isn’t going to get any reading done at this point,
so he sets his aside. He tries to shorten conversations like this by not
talking, but Dave never seems to mind the silence. The water can be heard running
in the back of the store. Ari finishes his second hot dog and quickly runs by
Dave to slide into the booth, so he can sit by Ivy.
Relenting,
Jake asks, “So are you off tomorrow night?”
“No, I’m
just starting my week. Damn night shift messes up my sleeping schedule. Almost
makes me miss my days at NAPA.” Expecting a response from Jake, Dave hesitates,
but then continues on, “Looks like I’ll be training a new guy tomorrow night.”
None of
them respond, so Dave turns to look around the store, but nothing seems to grab
his interest. He finally notices the music, just as the song ends. Knowing the
record from beginning to end, Ari jumps up, runs behind the counter to turn up
the volume. The drums start to build momentum, as the bass and guitar come in,
just before the voice. Ivy and Ari join the chant, as smiles fill their faces,
“Don’t need a fucking cop to tell me what to do.”
“Come on,
can’t you turn that crap off and act civilized?”
Like a
tidal wave hitting the shore, Ari and Ivy launch into the chorus, “So let’s
kill the fuckin pigs, if they get in our way. It’ll set a good example, for the
children today. It’ll keep kids out of trouble, Shooting pigs after school.
Wasting cops will be the hero’s golden rule.”
“Come on. If
you weren’t Jake’s friends I’d take you into the station. Come on, Jake shut
that noise off.”
“Hey, I
really like this record, especially side A. They’re just messing with you,
trying to get your goat. I didn’t think that you’d be so easy to upset.”
Pounding on
the table to the beat, Ivy yells out one more time, “So let’s kill the fuckin
pigs, if they get in our way. It’ll set a good example, for the children today.
It’ll keep kids out of trouble, Shooting pigs after school. Wasting cops will
be the hero’s golden rule.”
Clenching
his fists, Dave walks towards the nacho counter. “You kids don’t have any
respect for anything anymore.”
Ari stops
the cassette, thumbs through the stack of tapes, selects Johnny Cash, and looks
at Dave, “Hey porky, eat a hot dog. I just bought two. They’re good, especially
with the horseradish.” The first chords of “Ring of Fire” take to the air.
“You
probably stole the hot dogs, knowing your kind. No offense Jake,” glancing at
Jake before continuing, “About time you put on some good music. I could’ve
sworn all you listened to was loud, rude, and profane music.”
Pouring
cheese on the oily yellow corn chips, Dave’s mouth starts to water. He notices
Ari open the refrigerator door and pick out a Coke. Ari pulls a dollar from his
pocket and sets it on the counter, knowing that Bryce will give it back to him
once Dave is gone.
“Why are
you buying Coke?”
“What?”
“I said why
are you buying Coke? I thought you were suppose to be a political rebel or
something.” Jake and Ivy start laughing as Dave interrogates Ari. “Coke
supported Apartheid.”
“How do you
know this stuff copper?”
“Jake told
me about it when we worked at NAPA. So I’m asking you, why are you purchasing a
coke product, when you know that you’re contributing to their profits through
your consumption?” Realizing he’d just bested this little dreadlock punk, Dave
states, “Isn’t that so Jake?”
Snorting,
Jake concurs, “He has you there Ari.”
“Ah, shit,
this one Coke won’t hurt.”
“What about
the one tomorrow and the one the next day. Seems like they have a committed
costumer with you.” Ari quickly walks away from Dave, who finishes drowning his
chips in cheese.
“Anyway,” Jake adds, “Coke also
used to allow death squads to go into their factory in Columbia to kill labor
organizers. The company manager invited the workers, telling them it was a
meeting to discuss signing a contract. Then bang, the death squad fuckers shot
the workers.”
Dave walks back to the window to
look out at the dark street illuminated by the streetlights. A car speeds by
the store. “I could’ve nailed that bastard with a hefty ticket.” He turns to
talk to Jake and notices a scar on Jake’s cheek. “Say, how did you get that
scar?”
Blushing,
Jake tries to avoid the subject, “Just being dumb. It’s not very interesting.”
Hearing the
question and response, Ari comes back down the aisle, smiling. “Go ahead and tell
him how you got the scar. It’s quite funny.”
Jake shakes
his head, but Ivy encourages him, “Tell the story. It’s classic.”
“Nah.”
Ari asks,
“Can I tell it?” Jake shrugs his shoulders. He thumbs through the pages of the book
in his hands, wishing that he could join the ship’s crew, setting sail on the
ocean, in search of whales, anything, nothing, just so long as he could avoid
this situation.
“So Jake
and Ivy went to see the Cowboy Junkies play at an outdoor festival in Colorado
this summer. They spread a blanket out on the ground and set up their chairs. Soon
three young women came and placed a blanket next to theirs. The show started,
but the women kept talking, instead of listening to the music. Then a couple of
guys sat down next to the women. The five of them started flirting with each
other. Jake started to get upset, because it was too distracting. He may seem
calm, but a fire burns within him, once something upsets him. Ivy could tell
that he was getting upset, so she tried to switch spots with him. But Jake
insisted on sitting in the same spot and just fumed as he focused solely on the
noise next to him. He came up with a plan to break up the little party.” Jake
is quite red at this point. Bryce emerges from the back of the store and places
the coffee pot under the machine. Dave is engrossed in the story and doesn’t
notice Bryce.
“I love
this story. Damn, I’m glad that I didn’t miss much.” Bryce nods to Dave, as Ari
continues.
“Jake
turned towards the guy doing most of the flirting and said, ‘Now I recognize
you. You are that porn actor who fucks dogs. Your name in the films is King
Biscuit. I knew that I recognized you. You are really sick in those films.’”
Everyone is laughing, and Ari has a hard time continuing, “Jake figured that a
story like this would repulse the women, and then all the talking would stop,
so he could enjoy the show. What he didn’t calculate was that the guy would
rear back and punch him in the face. Hence, the scar born from one hell of a
hard hit that caused his face to split open and him to bleed like a stuck pig….
No offense pork chop.”
Between the
laughing, Dave asks, “You didn’t expect to get hit for saying such a thing?”
“No, I
really didn’t think about it. I just thought it would be quite funny and
embarrassing for the guy. It did end the flirting, but I missed the rest of the
show, because I had to get stitches.”
Shaking his
head, Dave looks at Bryce, asking, “How is Bryce tonight?”
“Quite
relieved, Sir.”
“Why is
that?”
“Ah, I just
finished my duties.”
“Is there
any decaf coffee?”
“Freshly brewed.”
Another car
speeds down Jackson Boulevard. “Damn, I should just set up a speed trap in the
parking lot. I probably could’ve given out five tickets already.” He looks
around the parking lot, noticing a white car on the other side of the lot. “Who
drives that car?”
Knowing
what is coming, Ari says, “Whoever is behind the wheel.”
“It’s
probably you, you smart ass punk.”
“Again with
the compliments.”
“I’m
serious. You drive like a bat out of hell. I’ve tried to catch you a couple of
times, but you took a side street and I lost you. There’re a number of cops on
the day shift that want to nail you. They say you speed by them going about 75
in a 30-mile per hour zone. But you dart back and forth in traffic, giving them
the slip. I’ll get you one of these days.”
“Hey I’m
just trying to be a responsible person by getting to school on time.”
“You should
leave earlier.”
“And here
you are standing around in a Mini-Mart, talking with a bunch of punks, instead
of driving around in your squad car or beating up people on the streets.”
Dave’s face
turns red. Ari makes him so mad each night. They share some civil moments, but
some topic always comes up and they argue. Although he purposively antagonizes
Dave, Ari is really quite indifferent to the result of his comments. He tends
to be assertive in his conversations, but quickly wonders onto other topics. He
doesn’t try to lock horns for long periods of time. He simply likes to jump in
and out of conversations when the chance comes. Ari moves towards the refrigerator,
looks at the Coke bottles, but then decides to get some apple juice.
Dave
decides he better use the restroom before he heads out. Askingly, Dave catches
Bryce’s eye. Knowing Dave’s nightly routine, Bryce states, “It’s all clean. Just
scrubbed it down an hour ago.” Dave walks quickly past Ari at the refrigerator.
He opens the men’s bathroom door and the click of the lock can be heard. Bryce
reaches over the counter to turn down the volume on the stereo. Dave no longer
hears the music, as he unbuttons his pants. Bryce holds a finger up to his
lips, silencing the others. Dave sits on the toilet, hesitating, before
relaxing his bowels. He wishes that the music were still playing in the store.
His stomach growls and his bowls feel the urge to let go. Dave tries to
suppress the explosion, knowing that the kids can hear any loud noises in the
bathroom, but the gas has built up from sitting in the car, driving around
town. A fart erupts from his fleshy butt cheeks. The toilet bowl helps amplify
this explosion. Immediately, several more burst sound, as Dave feels relief of
defecating. His pleasure is cut short, as he hears four kids laughing beyond
the door. Sure enough, each of the punks is doubled over. Ari can be heard
commenting, “Damn that was a huge fart.”
“Damn,
right. That’s the funniest shit I’ve heard.”
Jake has
his head on the table, as tears come to his eyes, “I’m sure glad that I don’t
have to smell that one.”
Spitting
out her sunflower seeds, Ivy proclaims, “Farts are a great equalizer, placing
all people on the same level for a brief moment in time. Think about it, if
those with power, or even those who think they have power,” she points a finger
toward the bathroom, “fart in the presence of the common people, for the
moment, everyone suddenly becomes equals, as social norms are thrown by the way
side due to a simple bodily function.” The four of them continue to laugh. Dave
hears their laughter as he cleans himself. Shamefully, he emerges from the
bathroom. Avoiding eye contact, he walks to the counter where the coffee pot
sits.
Bryce sits down next to Jake, while
Dave picks up the coffee pot, fills a cup, and adds some sugar. Bryce leans
over, whispering to Jake, “I pissed in the coffee.” Jake suppresses his laugh,
shaking his head. Ivy notices the exchange, raises her eyebrows, indicating that
she wants in on the secret. Bryce shakes his head, mouthing, “I’ll tell you
later.” Bryce gets up, knowing that Dave will be leaving shortly.
Dave stirs
the coffee, dissolving the sugar, as Ari asks, “How can you drink that decaf
stuff?”
“My doctor
told me that I had to stop drinking caffeine, so now I am stuck with this
stuff. I just need something to drink while I am driving around all night. I’ll
probably stop by in a few hours for another cup. Hey Bryce, will you have some
waiting for me?”
“You’re the
only one that drinks the decaf.”
“Well,
that’s good. Guarantees that there’ll be some for me every time I come in.”
Dave lifts the cup up, blows on the steaming liquid, and takes a sip. “Mum, I still
love the taste of coffee.” He turns to leave the store, takes another drink,
and proclaims, “Great coffee tonight.
Make it that same way tomorrow night.”
Smiling,
Bryce replies, “You can count on it Sir.”