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Daily life
is hard enough due to the constant degradation of life and the planet under the
capital system. But now, everyday is a cluster fuck, given the putrid pile of
shit wrapped in human flesh, known as Donald Trump. The constant media cycle
surrounding this fuckin’ fascist is deafening. Thus, it is refreshing to hear a
song, even if it is simple, express general rage related to this moment.
Oi Polloi,
a Scottish punk rock band formed in the early 1980s, is dependable for such a
situation. They play basic, straightforward punk rock, as heard on “Boot Down
the Door.” They support direct action against racism, sexism, animal abuse, and
fascism. Since the late 1980s, I have picked up their CDs, LPs, and seven
inches whenever I come across them. A revolving cast of musicians has played in
the band, which has influenced the sound. Nevertheless, the approach is the
same—music that is in your face. I still get goosebumps when I hear the opening
guitar on the song “The Right to Choose,” which is followed by “Victims of a
Gas Attack” on the 1994 split seven inch with Blownapart Bastards. “Guilty”
rails against class exploitation, calling for direct confrontation. “When Two
Men Kiss,” from In Defence of Our Earth (1990),
addressed the discrimination and violence associated with homophobia.
As part of
their ongoing efforts to foster resistance to fascists, Oi Polloi have released
a two-song seven inch, which includes the song “Donald Trump—Fuck You.” Rather
than writing a song that tries to cover the long list of offences and atrocities
of President Trump, they elected “to keep it short and simple.” Yes, “Donald
Trump—Fuck You.” Repeat this over and over, until the shitbag is gone.
Charles Bradley was the type of person you wanted to hug.
Chances are if you met him, he would hug you, as he deeply appreciated the
opportunity to share his music with fans. He lived much of his life in poverty,
working odd jobs just trying to survive. He often performed as a James Brown
impersonator. Late in life, he found moderate success with three strong
retro-soul records. His first full-length record, No Time for Dreaming, was released in 2011. The record opens with
the exceptional song, “The World (Is Going Up In Flames),” which hits the
listener in the heart, given the beautiful soul sound and the lyrics that speak
to the general disregard for humanity that is all too common today. Bradley’s
voice is rough, but captures the emotional depth of the lyrics in each song.
This debut also includes a cover of Neil Young’s “Heart of Gold,” with a
wonderful vocal performance. He sang his heart out on each record. His most
captivating songs touched upon his own struggles and experiences. I am
particularly fond of “Strictly Reserved for You” from Victim of Love (2013) and “Good to Be Back Home,” “Nobody but You,”
and his cover of Black Sabbath’s “Changes,” which serves as the title of his
final record in2016. At times, his
voice has the power of Otis Redding, just with more age. Bradley was easily
moved to tears, as he was compassionate and desired a more humane world. His
music continues to serve as an open hand to connect to each other.
I really liked Ice Cube’s albums AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted (1990), Death
Certificate (1991), and The Predator
(1992). The Predator is a full on
American classic. You might not want to hear it, but you should. He was on a
role in the early 1990s. The records are some of the funkiest I have ever
heard, and Cube can spit out a rhyme with eloquence, anger, and humor. The
lyrics are often disturbing, violent, sexist, and at times racist in regard to
Koreans. They present a particular perspective. Before “gangster rap” became a
thing, the guys in N.W.A. called it “reality rap.” The social commentary on
Cube’s first solo albums is important and should be heard—warts and all.
I didn’t keep up with his later releases. I have never seen
any of his movies; people say they are funny. Nevertheless, when I happened
upon this new song/video by accident this summer, I was very impressed.
Apparently, Ice Cube still has it. Everything good about his
music is present in “Good Cop, Bad Cop” This is a song for the United States
2017, or any year, really. It makes me angry, as we all should be. It also
makes me want to do a funky dance, as we all should be doing. Somewhere in
between the lines, it also makes me smile. Well, of course mace “has a terrible
fucking taste.”
As for the visuals in the opening of the video, many people
feel as if they live in a police state: poverty, war, racism, and murder—all of
which is systemic and true blue.
By the end of the video, I no longer want to dance. Another
victim’s blood is mopped up off the floor, followed by a gavel proclaiming no
one is accountable.
Say what you want about Ice Cube, but the fact that he
recorded this song and put this video out makes him more relevant than most
artists these days, with a few exceptions. There are so many artists with so
little to declare in times like these—at least at his level of popularity,
wealth, and fame.
SoDak:
My knowledge of hip-hop music is limited to Public Enemy,
The Coup, Dead Prez, and a few other bands. In 1988, my friends and I would
listen to N.W.A.’s first record, Straight
Outta Compton, while playing basketball on the school playground. It
marked a dramatic improvement over the Kool Mo Dee and LL Cool J tapes that
were the staple for years. The opening notes and lines of the record demanded
attention. For obvious reasons, “Fuck tha Police” was our favorite song. The
sentiment resonated with punk rock and metal kids. But more than this, it was
the direct condemnation of police violence and the killing of black men that
was so important. The consequences of structuralism racism were put front and
center in a powerful way. This song continues to be relevant in so many ways.
At Riot Fest several years ago, Ice Cube performed “Fuck tha Police,” while a
video of police beatings played in the background. It was emotional and
powerful, forcing the audience to bear witness to one of the consequences of
systemic racism.
I am quite intrigued by Ice Cube’s “Good Cop, Bad Cop.” The
song is fuckin’ funky and soulful. Ice Cube does a great job with the delivery
of the lines, as he takes aim at corrupt, abusive, and violent cops. “Black
Lives Matter is not chit chatter, because all they [i.e., racist cops] want to
do is scatter brain matter. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. A nine is
terrible in your face. The mace has a terrible fucking taste. The pen is a
terrible fucking place.” Ice Cube has penned an important song for this
historical moment, where black men continue to be beat and shot by police and
where cops are exonerated. We need more frank songs such as this, and more
people in the streets organizing for revolution.
I love Hüsker Dü, which means I love Grant Hart. I was
introduced to the band in the formative years of my life, back when punk rock,
of all kinds, saved me. I have never heard a band that sounds quite like Hüsker
Dü: Bob Mould’s wall of melodic guitar noise, Greg Norton’s bass laying some
kind of impossible foundation so the whole thing didn’t blow away, Grant Hart’s
weird-ass drum sound. “Is that a delay or an echo on the drums? Who does that?”
Grant-fucking-Hart does that. Many drummers have a district style, but Grant
had a district sound too. He also sang with a deep longing and desperation
while he played the drums.
Depressing and emotionally heavy, psychedelic punk
rock is the only way I can describe Hüsker Dü’s sound during the SST days.
Mould and Hart, the principle songwriters and singers, were both influenced by 1960s
pop as much as by The Germs. Mould’s songs were often cathartic exorcisms, but
Grant’s songs were 60’s girl group gems wrapped up in a psychedelic wash like
watching Phil Spector drowning in a pool of LSD. Grant’s songs were about love,
books about UFOs, not giving up, how the news was shit, and how we were all
fucked if we don’t get it together. Mould became the big star out of this
group, but this band was a three piece—make no mistake. Grant’s incredible
talent and lack of superstardom somehow made him more human, real, and unknown.
I have one Nova Mob record and one Grant Hart solo
record. I like them. I should get more. But the sound and the plea to “Keep
Hanging On” is etched on my heart and it makes me want to cry, as if he knew
this was the mantra to get us through this life.
SoDak:
When I think of the mid-to-late 1980s, I have fond
memories of college radio in Rapid City, South Dakota. KTEQ was a breath of
fresh air, given that it regularly played punk rock and new wave. It was consistently
a source of new music. Such was the case in 1985, when one of the DJs played
five Hüsker Dü songs, from three different records, back to back. I got goose
bumps as “Pink Turns to Blue” started. I loved the mix of grittiness and melody.
On this first listen, I could not understand all the lyrics, but I picked up
enough to know that it was about a woman who overdosed. Next was “I Apologize,”
which made me want to jump around the room. Finally, the DJ indicated that he
was going to play three songs from the new Hüsker Dü record, Flip Your Wig—the title song on which
both Bob Mould and Grant Hart sing, “Makes No Sense at All,” and “Green Eyes.”
Between songs the DJ shared how much he loved Hüsker Dü, explaining what each
song meant to him. These interludes allowed him to cue up the next song to be
played, since these songs were not consecutive on the record. I sat in my room
eager to experience each song, as a wave of different emotions washed over me.
From that moment on, I was hooked on Hüsker Dü,
especially the different emotive qualities of the two singers. Grant Hart’s
songs often seemed warmer with his rounded vocals. At the time, I was surprised
to learn that Grant Hart also played drums, as I could not imagine how someone
could sing like he did while banging away behind the kit. Flip Your Wig remains my favorite Hüsker Dü record, but their other
records also contain songs that are among my favorites. In particular, I love
Hart’s “Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely.” When Candy Apple Grey was released, I would listen to this song over and
over, taken by the tension between yearning, separation, and heartbreak. Years
later, Political Asylum recorded a brilliant acoustic version of this song. I
am still struck by how catchy “Could You Be the One?,” “Too Much Spice,” and “She Floated Away” are on the second side
of Warehouse: Songs and Stories.
Hart’s “She Floated Away” seemed filled with both sorrow and whimsy.
Following the demise of Hüsker Dü, I continued to buy
Grant Hart’s records, whether it was Nova Mob or his solo records. While the
conflict and creativity of Hüsker Dü could not be matched, I very much liked
Nova Mob’s “Old Empire,” “The Last Days of Pompeii Benediction,” “Over My Head,”
and “Where You Gonna Land.” My regret in relation to Grant Hart is that I
learned he played in Eugene, Oregon, where I was living, two days after the
show.