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Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Wizzerd, Wizzerd (2019)



By Beert

As the host and song selector for my dumb little radio show, I’m always on the lookout for new music to play on air. I tend to search for Doom/Stoner/Sludge bands on the facespace to see what’s new. One day, I stumbled upon a link to the self-titled album by Wizzerd, who are out of Kalispell, Montana. With just a click of the wrist, I was on their bandcamp page and I started listening to this album. I was immediately caught up in their style and the quality of the song writing. I quickly became a giddy little fanboy and contacted the band to let them know. I told them that should they ever decide to come to our little town, I would love to set up a show for them. I believe it was a matter of minutes, and I had them slated to come through on July 30—if you happen to be in or around the Rapid City area on that date, I encourage you to be at the VFW that evening!

I had inquired about a vinyl release and found out that Cursed Tongue Records, out of the Netherlands, was releasing this as a double LP. If you know of Cursed Tongue Records, you know they put out solid releases of heavy music. (Anyone recollect the insanity that is the Earth Witch, Out Of The Shallow, which I raved about? Yep, on Cursed Tongue).

I had been listening to the bandcamp download of their album, which is stellar, but I ordered the vinyl as soon as pre-orders opened. Yesterday, I received the double LP. I wanted to wait to review this record once I could listen to the vinyl, so I could hear it through the stereo and take in the quality that is Wizzerd. With the physical copy in hand, and the stereo warmed up, it’s time to review what I am proclaiming to be, in my opinion, the album of the year for 2019. I give you...Wizzerdby Wizzerd.

This is a 10-song, double LP, done the way the Old Gods would require it. I have the beautiful aquamarine and purple vinyl version. 

The album starts with the song “Druggernaut,” taking up the whole first side of the vinyl. The song starts soft and melodic with a heavy kick-in just when you would expect. If I had to compare “Druggernaut,” it is reminiscent of Sleep’s Dopesmokerin tone, tempo, and style. In other words, it is heavy-as-fuck-with-no-apologies. With the first few notes, I am hooked. I get goosebumps, and I’m only 30 seconds into the song.

Lyrically, Wizzerd takes us to the pre-dawn of humanity (those were the days, eh?). The words fit with the plodding music. Everything just feels pre-historic and cosmic. As a former geology/paleontology student, I am digging this hard (get it, digging?). I don’t claim to have any ability to decipher lyrics, but I can’t help but wonder if the fellas in Wizzerd have looked into the possibility that life on earth may have initiated from amino acids being delivered to the planet on a meteor. I’m not ruling it out, and “Druggernaut” tends to steer me more towards it—I tend to like that theory anyway.

The vocal delivery of the ancient lyrics is also delivered in the vein (oh geology quips...) of Al Cisneros from the Dopesmokeralbum. It’s like a second coming, without copying. It’s reminiscent and original at the same time. As “Druggernaut” ends, the music brings us back to calm and melodic, almost as if you have seen the “Druggernaut” approach, walk by, and then walk away in a manner that shows s/he is sullen and alone, yet fulfilling some sort of doom prophecy. From the start, this album has me ready for a full day of plodding through primordial seas. And, as a bonus, this song is only available on the vinyl version of the album.

Side II has three songs: “Great Mother Gaia,” “King of Esbat,” and “The Doomed.”

“Great Mother Gaia” turns a corner with a faster tempo and more straight up “rock.” It is a blast of fury aimed at your heart. Lyrically, it is an ode to the power of Earth as the mother to us all, without getting all new-agey and weird. It is a song about what should be revered and held in highest regard. I sense an underlying meaning that perhaps Wizzerd view the earth in a reflective manner like the old gods of HP Lovecraft lore:

Our Great Mother Gaia, the Earth
Your molten heart still beats
In a restless state of eternal sleep
Your molten heart still beats
Mountains made of stone that carve the souls of the weak.

That reads with a Cthulhu feel, and I get it. I look for the day the earth will rise against those that harm her. “Great Mother Gaia” certainly makes that day seem sooner than later. The delivery of the vocals fits with the style—more singing and less droning vocals. 

“King of Esbat” starts right away, after “Great Mother Gaia” comes to an end. A bouncy drone starts the song, and then it goes into a lot of palm mutes and sustained notes, alternately. The singing extends the lyrics, and completely works with the music. The instrumentation tends to aid in the meaning of the lyrics, almost as though it is a well-written score to a story of old. The music drops almost to a medieval song you’d hear in a throne room. It just so happens that this song seems to be a sad tale of the overthrow of kings and how the laws will change with each new king, affecting the “subjects” and adding confusion with each passing of the crown. There also seems to be a story of a new king who isn’t sure if he should continue on with the way things have been going, or should he eradicate the old, oppressive ways. Of course, as I said, I’m no decipherer of lyrics, but that is what I draw out of it.

“The Doomed” serves as the last song on side II. It involves a story of the plague and how doomed we all would be. While I’m sure they didn’t intend this, but it does fit with the current times of the Anti-Vaccination movement, and how these children could be doomed to any sort of disease (which could become some version of a plague). 

Come doomed disciples
Blackest Magick, Darkest night
Plague has taken your soul
The Doomed shall soon become us all...

The song is filled with great sounds and movement. The rhythm section of Wizzerd lays down a solid backbone, with a flash of flair here and there. And the guitar work remains steady yet fluid and gives listeners great ability to bang their heads in reverence of what Wizzerd is providing.


Side III is another three song epiphany including “Dragon,” “Warrior,” and “Wizard.”

“Dragon” starts off with a great doom-inspired intro. Lyrically, the song is full of fear and trepidation regarding the fiery reign of a dragon. Wizzerd does a great job of capturing the fear of what living in the time of dragons would impart on the soul of humanity. The song is strong and powerful with great vocal accents regarding this tale of doom and woe. How could this not bring a sense of dread with a simple lyric like:

I, the Dragon made of smoke
Born upon your toke
Abandon now all hope.

Musically, this has a feel of what a modern-day Black Sabbath could bring to the table with higher quality of singing. The song makes me miss Bill Ward and Geezer Butler’s solid backing, with the dark harmonies of Tony Iommi lifting this Dragon high on its wings. The song is beautiful in its darkness, and harsh (in a good way) with its almost thrash-like run as the song moves forward. The breakdown at the finish of the song requires the listener to throw up a raised fist with hairs all along the arm.

“Warrior” is a sad tale of a warrior trapped in the life of a fighter. It harkens to the tale told in the great Takashi Miike film, Blade of the Immortal. But you tell me...

Sleeping in the wood
Protector feels no pain
Dormant in the stone
Where I shall remain.

The song is heavy and plodding as though you are traveling with a lone warrior. The feeling comes across as though this warrior’s life has been nothing but battle, and s/he is tired and weary, wanting to rest and end the life of violence. Yet, this warrior knows her/his place in life and is resigned to the fact that this is the bane of her/his existence. The song has faster parts that bring to the imagination battle scenes the warrior remembers as s/he reflects on a hard-lived life.

“Wizard” starts with, yet again, a Black Sabbath feel of bass driven blackened joy. The complement of guitar work with bass lines is only enhanced by the subtle drumming that keeps everything in place. Combined with the music, the lyrics put the visions in your mind of a wizard working his craft. And while this can seem like it could come across as trite and lame, it certainly does not. This song gives a sense of the power of a wizard.

Master of space
Master of time
The black is my home
The light is my shrine.

Really, this could not be a better description of the duties of a wizard. 

Side IV is the final side, with the songs “Phoenix,” “Wraith,” and “Wizzerd.”

“Phoenix” blasts off from the first note. The thoughts of a monster epic flow through this song with images of anger, hate, and destruction caused by a bird of fire reborn from the ash. The music comes at the listener from every angle, as though there was an attack by a phoenix and there was no way tell from which direction death from above would arrive. Great guitar harmonies and solid rhythm once again send chills through the spine. The dual vocals of almost a yell and a background of singing add to the song as well. There is almost a sense of an ancient tale as told through song in this one.

He soars through blood-red skies
His rage ablaze in burning eyes
Destruction and death he soon will make
Hellfire here in a path of fate.

Dead on.

“Wraith” starts with a great synth intro that leads us to a heavy stomp of guitar. Imagine that you were trying to walk through a tar pit. There is a brutality within this song, like a burning anger. The vocals are delivered in a growl, without overpowering the trudging tempo of the song, almost like a voice from beyond the grave. I believe that is the story of the song...death from beyond, about to rise again.

As I descend
Chasms of revelation
Alchemy, sorcery
Vivid hallucination
I break free
Ossox territa.

Finally, we come to the album ender, “Wizzerd.”It has a great, energetic start, with a killer breakdown right away. This song is full of energy and really reminds me of my favorite song by Bible of the Devil, “Victory Bringer” (check it out at: https://bibleofthedevil.bandcamp.com/track/victory-bringer). This song is driving and hard with well-sung vocals. There are lots of great guitar overtones, without being wanky (Yngwie Malmsteens stay away!). The music has great transitions from power to speed, from slow and strong. My mind gathers thoughts of an ancient wizard who regales the listeners with tales of magic and sorcery. It is a great way to end this album, as it leaves the listener wanting a third record in this set. 


I can’t praise Wizzerd enough for this album. As stated in the onset of this review, I give this album the accolade of album of the year from this reviewer. I have been excited to hear this on vinyl since I read that the juggernaut label Cursed Tongue Records (https://cursedtonguerecords.bigcartel.com) was putting this on a slab. Of course, the album is available for download on Wizzerd’s bandcamp page, but nothing gives the full beauty and every small nuance of an album like the vinyl. Cursed Tongue is evil in that they do limited pressings, so you have to be quick. There are still some copies of this album left at Cursed Tongue, and I suggest you get your copy soon. Or, catch Wizzerd live, as they will be touring through the midwest soon, and here’s to hoping they will have some copies with them. You will not be disappointed. Keep your eye on Wizzerd, as they have already started to blow up in the doom scene. 

If I had a rating system, I would give this a 6 out of 5 (yeah, that’s right). If you miss out on this record, you are missing out on one of the great, heavy-hitters in current doom bands.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Wayne’s Musical Obsessions 2018

By Wayne

In no particular order, here are some of my musical obsessions in 2018.

Charles Bradley, Victim of Love.
Short Days, Short Days(French band, they fucking rule).
Dissent, Epitome of Democracy(never leaves rotation).
Conflict, Standard Issue 82-87.
Naked Raygun, All Rise.
Fall of Efrafa, Beyond the Veil.
New Model Army, The Love of Hopeless Causes.
Neurosis, Souls at Zero.
Cringer, Rain.
Antischism, Still Life.
Big Black, Racer X.
Fuel, Monuments to Excess.
Hippycore, Earth Rapers and Hell Raisers(double 7 inch, a benefit for Earth First!).
Bad Brains, Rock for Light.
Social Distortion, Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell.
Filth, Shitsplit.
Dagon, Back to the Sea.
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Murder Ballets.

I could go on and on so I’ll stop there.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

William Tyler, Goes West (Merge Records, 2019)


By SoDak

While it is winter, and has been a bit cold, where I live, William Tyler’s Goes West makes me feel as if spring is here. In my mind, I can see the greens from daffodils emerging from the soil and hear birds chirping, as they feast on worms. There is a warmth that runs throughout these instrumental songs. Goes West is Tyler’s fourth solo record. His acoustic guitar remains at the center of all the songs, but a variety of other instruments accompany Tyler, making this a very full sounding record. The first song, “Alpine Star,” starts with the acoustic guitar, but it takes on a different vibe as the drums and bass join in, adding a slightly trippy bounce, similar to the feeling on some early songs by the Meat Puppets. On “Fail Safe,” there are wonderful moments where the acoustic and electric guitars merge and dance around each other. The sound on this record is expansive, allowing for contemplation and levity. The song, “Man in a Hurry,” is quite beautiful, even as the electric guitar creates a tension here and there. This record makes me happy that I have moments to enjoy music. 



Thursday, January 24, 2019

Scott’s Musical Obsessions 2018

By Scott

In no particular order: 

Sleep, The Sciences (2018).
I was surprised when this album suddenly appeared last spring, but not all that surprised by how consistently appealing—and heavy!—it is. 

Neko Case, Hell-On (2018). 
For me, Case’s last album was meandering and underwhelming (although I get that it was more personal and restrained by design). This one feels like a huge improvement. 

Clutch, Book of Bad Decisions (2018). 
A little more padded out than 2015’s excellent Psychic Warfare—they could have shaved off three or four songs—but, as with pretty much any Clutch album, I’ll take it. 

Charles Lloyd and the Marvels and Lucinda Williams, Vanished Gardens (2018). 
It took me a little while to finally get this album—I wasn’t really familiar with Charles Lloyd or the band he’d assembled, which includes Bill Frisell and some other excellent musicians—but I’m very glad I finally did. Lucinda Williams’s recent albums have been excellent and the music here, a little drowsy but intricate, complements her voice perfectly, although Lloyd’s saxophone is the centerpiece. 

The Obsessed, Sacred (2017). 
I picked this up at the tail end of 2017 and listened to it straight through the year. 

Khemmis, Hunted (2016). 
Certain albums become attached to a particular memory, and, for me, this one forever belongs to a long train ride I took through upstate New York during a snowstorm last February. I think of Khemmis as a kind of ecumenical metal band that isn’t attached to one particular subgenre but doesn’t come across as random and eclectic either—they just kick ass. 

Elder, Reflections of a Floating World (2017).
I bought this on the strength of SoDak’s recommendation (and I think it appeared on a few other Ticklers’ year-end lists, too), so thank you for that! 

Jethro Tull, Heavy Horses (1978, 2018 Steven Wilson remix). 
I will admit that my interest in Jethro Tull this year was piqued by the series of remixes by Steven Wilson from Porcupine Tree (in recent years, he’s remixed a whole bunch of classic prog albums in addition to Tull). I’ve had Aqualung since I was a kid but never really felt the need to dig deeper; now, I’m sorry I neglected this band for so long. 

Wes Montgomery, Movin’: The Complete Verve Recordings (2011). 
Montgomery is probably the best known jazz guitarist, and the albums he recorded for Verve include some of his most pop-oriented material, but if you’re ok with a little commercial smoothness and orchestration, this collection is a treasure trove of great stuff. Plus, it includes two fantastic albums with the organist Jimmy Smith and many bonus tracks. 

Best concert: Although I didn’t see too many in 2018, they were mostly excellent (Clutch, Richard Thompson, Sleep topping the list), but for sentimental reasons I will choose Slayer’s farewell tour with Anthrax, Testament, Lamb of God, and Behemoth. To my eternal shame, we missed Testament (not realizing how early they went on), but otherwise a great show. 

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Jack Rafferty’s 2018 Album List

By Jack Rafferty

As the descent into late-capitalism hell continues to spiral like murky toilet water, another year graces us with its rear-end. The catharsis of music has never been more important. Give me your desolate sonic landscapes. Your echoing corridors of loss. Your empty skies and intimate, hollow darknesses. Dissonance and torturous beauty. Songs hued of vulture-shade. I need you. Here are but some. 

Note: I would be happy to write something about all of these, but I wouldn’t have this list finished until 2020 if that were the case. 

  1. Rivers of Nihil, Where Owls Know My Name
  2. Charlie Looker, Simple Answers
  3. Thou, Magus/Rhea Sylvia/Inconsolable/The House Primordial/Let Our Names Be Forgotten (Split)
  4. Daughters, You Won’t Get What You Want
  5. Spires, A Parting Gift
  6. Huntsmen, American Scrap
  7. Khemmis, Desolation
  8. Uada, Cult of a Dying Sun
  9. Panopticon, The Scars of Man on the Once Nameless Wilderness pt. I & II
  10. Zeal and Ardor, Stranger Fruit
  11. Bismuth, The Slow Dying of the Great Barrier Reef
  12. Cult Leader, A Patient Man
  13. Sumac, Love in Shadow
  14. Armand Hammer, Paraffin
  15. The Ocean, Phanerozoic I: Paleozoic
  16. Wayfarer, World’s Blood
  17. Anaal Nathrakh, A New Kind of Horror
  18. Imperial Triumphant, Vile Luxury
  19. Haley Heynderickx, I Need to Start a Garden
  20. Chapel of Disease, …And As We Have Seen the Storm, We Have Embraced the Eye
  21. Slugdge, Esoteric Malacology
  22. Psycroptic, As the Kingdom Drowns
  23. Hypno5e, Alba - Les ombres errantes
  24. Polyphia, New Levels New Devils
  25. Voices, Frightened
  26. Black Tongue, Nadir
  27. Carla Bozulich, Quieter
  28. LLNN, Deads
  29. Rolo Tomassi, Time Will Die and Love Will Bury It
  30. KEN Mode, Loved
  31. Oceans of Slumber, The Banished Heart
  32. Convulsing, Grievous
  33. Ulthar, Cosmovore
  34. None, Life Has Gone On Long Enough
  35. Eartheria, Awaken the Sun
  36. HamsferÐ, Támsins likam
  37. Un, Sentiment
  38. Alkaloid, Liquid Anatomy
  39. Horizon Ablaze,  The Weight of a Thousand Suns
  40. August Greene, August Greene
  41. VOLA, Applause of a Distant Crowd
  42. Mire, Shed
  43. Sinistro, Sangue Cassia
  44. 1914, The Blind Leading the Blind
  45. Shake Stew, Rise and Rise Again
  46. Monotheist, Scourge
  47. Revocation, The Outer Ones
  48. Kaoteon, Damnatio Memoriae
  49. Turnstile, Time & Space
  50. The Atlas Moth, Coma Noir
  51. Mark Lanegan, Duke Garwood, With Animals
  52. AILS, The Unraveling
  53. Soul Grip, Not Ever
  54. Sectioned,Annihilated 
  55. The Aftermath, Vermine
  56. Gorod, Aethra
  57. Author and Punisher, Beastland
  58. Street Sects, The Kicking Mule
  59. Hissing, Permanent Destitution 
  60. Manes, Slow Motion Death Sequence
  61. Immortal, Northern Chaos Gods 
  62. Jesus Piece, Only Self
  63. Ihsahn, Ámr
  64. Flood Peak, Plagued by Sufferers
  65. Inferi, Revenant 
  66. Moss Upon the Skull, In Vengeful Reverence
  67. Irreversible Mechanism,Immersion
  68. Harm’s Way, Posthuman
  69. Anachronism, Orogeny
  70. Conjurer, Mire

Eps
1. Sadistik, Salo Sessions pt. II
2. Marche Funebre/Eye of Solitude, Split
3. Truent, To End an Ancient Way of Life
4. Plini, Sunhead
5. Blame, Almanac
6. Nexilva, Aseity
7. Epiphany from the Abyss, Epiphany from the Abyss
8. Child, I
9. Eternal Rot, Cadaverine
10. Noose Rot, The Creeping Unknown
11. Idle Hands, Don’t Waste Your Time

Honorable Mentions 
These are in no particular order. If I liked it a lot, but it didn’t quite make the list, it’s here. 
Morrow, The Weight of These Feathers
Unflesh, Savior
Apophys, Devoratis
Dead Wretch, Hug Division Dead Wretch
Pale Divine, Pale Divine
Tomb Mold, Manor of Infinite Forms
Ion, A Path Unknown
Horrendous, Idol
Arsis, Visitant
Beyond Creation, Algorythm 
Exhaltants, Exhalants
Arakk, Under Sovnen
Jack White, Boarding House Reach
YOB, Our Raw Heart
Burial Invocation, Abiogenesis
Altars of Grief, Iris
Journal, Chrysalis Ordalias
Obliteration,Cenotaph Obscure
Augury, Illusive Golden Age
Micawber, Beyond the Reach of Flame
Soreption, Monuments of the Mind
Æpoch, Awakening Inception 
Madder Mortem, Marrow 
Monobody, Raytracing
Zealotry, At the Nexus of All Stillborn Worlds
Barús, Drowned
Mimicking Birds, Layers of Us
Denzel Curry, TA13OO
Voivod, The Wake
Wake, Misery Rites
Svalbard, It’s Hard To Have Hope
Amorphis, Queen of Time
Hate Eternal, Upon Desolate Sands
Aborted, TerrorVision
mol, Jord 
Ripped to Shreds, 埋葬
URSA, Abyss Between the Stars
Alghazanth, Eight Coffin Nails
Dautha, Brethren of the Black Soil
Sleep, The Sciences
Alterbeast, Feast 
Sulphur Aeon, The Scythe of Cosmic Chaos
Ulvesang, The Hunt
Horsewhip, Horsewhip
Obscura, Diluvium
Trollheims Grott, Aligned with True Death
Janelle Monae, Dirty Computer
Stortregn, Emptiness Fills the Void
J. Cole, KOD
Mammoth Grinder, Cosmic Crypt
Harakiri for the Sky, Arson
Fucked and Bound, Suffrage
Ataraxy, Where All Hope Fades
Outer Heaven, Realms of Eternal Decay
Spectral Wound, Infernal Decadence
Allelic, The Smoke of Atavistic Fires
Ivar Bjornson and Einar Selvik, Hugsja
Evidence, Whether or Not
Howling Sycamore, Howling Sycamore
All Traps on Earth, A Drop of Light
Coffin Birth, The Serpent Insignia
Vargrav, Netherstorm
SVNEATR, The Howl, The Whisper, The Hunt
Unreqvited, Stars Wept to the Sea
Chaos Echœs – Mouvement
Frontierer, Unloved
Infernal Coil, Within a World Forgotten

Other Notables
Of Feather and Bone, Beastial Hymns of Perversion
The Beast of Nod, Vampira: Disciple of Chaos
Lautreamont, Silence of the Deceased
Urze de lume,As Árvores Estão Secas e Não Têm Folhas
Weltschmerz, Illustra Nos
Black Wizard, Livin’ Oblivion
Mournful Congregation, The Incubus of Karma
Behemoth, I Loved You at Your Darkest
Skeletonwitch, Devouring Radiant Light
Emma Ruth Rundle, On Dark Horses
Oubliette, The Passage
The Crown, Cobra Speed Venom
The Dali Thundering Concept, Savages
Firtan, Okeanos
Between the Buried and Me, Automata I and II
Afgrund, The Dystopian
Good Tiger, We Will All Be Gone
Tribulation, Down Below
Portal, Ion
Modern Day Babylon, Coma
Vexes, Ancient Geometry
Them Moose Rush, Don’t Pick Your Nose
At the Gates, To Drink from the Night Itself
Pig Destroyer, Head Cage
Primordial, Exile Amongst the Ruins
Urfaust, The Constellatory Practice
Myopic, Myopic
Richard Spaven, Real Time
Outre Tombe, Necrovortex
Hooded Menace, Ossuarium Silhouettes Unhallowed
Omnium Gatherum, The Burning Cold
Conan, Existential Void Guardian
Necrophobic, Mark of the Necrogram
Letters from the Colony, Vignette
Thy Catafalque, Geometria
Cauldron, New Gods
Susperia, The Lyricist
In Vain, Currents
Order ov Riven Cathedrals, Göbekli Tepe
Aviations, The Light Years
Sojourner, The Shadowed Road
Sun Speaker, Ov Lustra
Born to Murder the World, The Infinite Mirror of Millenial Narcissism 
Abyssal Torment, The Misanthrope
Midas Fall, Evaporate
Autokrator, Hammer of the Heretics
Antlers, Beneath.Below.Behold
Windhand, Eternal Return
Agrimonia, Awaken
Genocide Pact, Order of Torment
The Armed, Only Love
HAGO, HAGO 
The Sword, Used Future
GoGo Penguin, A Humdrum Star
Melvins, Pinkus Abortion technician
Golgothan Remains, Perverse Offerings to the Void
Knelt Rote, Alterity
SeeYouSpaceCowboy/SecondGradeKnifeFight, Split 
SeeYouSpaceCowboy, Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware
Apostle of Solitude, From Gold to Ash 
Dead Empires, Designed to Disappear
Scraps of Tape, The Will to Burn
Winterfylleth, The Hallowing of Heirdom