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There are no rules on Tickle Your Taint Blog. Our reviewers might make you laugh, or piss you off; both results are legitimate. One reviewer might write a glowing review of an album; another might tear it apart. We may have a new review every week, or we could end up with one every six months. This blog exists as a social experiment to build community among a diverse group of music maniacs – our reviewers and hopefully you.

Contributors include: Alec, Anita Papsmear, AntiChrist-iansen, Billy West, Beert, Cam Starke, Chastity Morgan, Class Warrior, Dale M, Dave, Dismal, El Jefe, Five-Inch Taint, Gory Zaver, Gusty Bellows, Hartman, HinckleyHadAVision, Ian, Infidel Cowboys (Lusk, Wyoming), Jack Rafferty, Jack Stephen, Jimmy “Explosive Diarrhea” B, Jon, Jonnie Dames Rio, Kloghole, Musical Odyssey, Null, PaulySure, Ratones, Scott, So Brick Eh?, SoDak, Spooner D, Taciturn Orator, TheNeonRooster, Travis, Vidal, and Wayne.

Wednesday, November 4, 2026

Tension of a Coiled Spring

By SoDak


Poised for action,
breaking the hand that feeds,
the master’s control falls,
denied,
domination.
Bruised knees amount to nothing,
groveling before the king,
hoping for a few scraps
thrown down through generations
of hierarchical submission.
Self is extinguished
as the king is raised
higher
on the bowed backs of faceless masses
by sucking blood
and giving sedation
through crumbs of bread and silver coins.
Pangs of hunger mingle
with yearnings for meaning
and justice
activating desperation
in the tension of a coiled spring,
love and rage are
suddenly
released.
Explosive nature of emotions
we never knew existed
the outstretched hand
breaks cleanly, easily,
once the power is there.