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Saturday, December 6, 2025

A Belated Tribute to Brent Hinds


By Jack Rafferty


I’m one of those weirdos who likes Mastodon’s work pre and post Crack The Skye. No sides to be picked here. I acknowledge the differences in sound and understand the preferences people have and why folks have divided opinions, but I don’t know, I just haven’t disliked a single thing they have ever done. I like them when they are aggressive and heavy, I like them when they are spacy and proggy, I like them when they combine the two in variations. There have been albums that I have been a little lukewarm on, but those are rare and I usually end up loving them over time. All this is to say that Mastodon’s music has been a large presence in my life, and it holds a lot of importance to me.

Brent Hinds was an irreplaceable part of that music that is so dear to me. I know there was some bad blood with him leaving the band right before the accident, but I don’t really want to focus on that shit here. What I do want to talk about was Brent’s incredible talent and passion for music, and the ways he impacted my life. Mastodon has sort of followed me through my formative years, and it feels like they have always been there for me in a lot of different ways. I wanted to get this written up in a more timely manner when the incident occurred, but honestly the news of his death just hit me hard, and I felt I needed some time to process it and find the right words before I wrote about it. I’m not in agreement with the ways in which instant reaction and gratification are so demanded these days, so I hope this piece doesn’t feel too delayed. 

So much of what initially drew me to Mastodon were the guitar passages. Hearing the lead riffs in “Colony of Birchmen” and “Blood and Thunder” was all I needed to be hooked. I listened to those first few albums on repeat throughout middle and high school. They guided my tastes in music in many ways. Then at some point I bought Crack the Skye and it felt the way some folks talk about Dark Side of the Moon feeling when it first came out. It was like a transcendental experience. Lying in bed at night, I would just stare at the ceiling and listen to that album and feel like I was being transported through a dark and unknowable cosmos. It’s one of my favorite albums of all time. 

Crack the Skye also had Brent in a more prominent role on vocals than he had been in previous albums, and I know some people are mixed on it, but I fucking love his voice, and I especially think it fits in the vaster soundscape they cultivated as they moved away from the sludge roots quite a bit on this album. Throughout their discography, though, Brent was a force to be reckoned with on guitar.

Hinds loved country music, especially Johnny Paycheck and Jerry Reed, and I definitely hear a lot of those influences in his playing. It was his roots as a banjo player first that contributed to his unique playing style, and it led to all sorts of bizarrely incredible riffs. For my money, he was honestly one of the best and most inventive guitarists of his day. You don’t have to go beyond the discography of Mastodon to know that, but his work with Fiend Without a Face, West End Motel, Legend of the Seagullmen, Giraffe Tongue Orchestra, and his other projects really cement his remarkable range as a musician and vocalist. And his prowess as a guitarist shouldn’t overshadow his vocal ability, because he was such a soulful, bluesy, deeply emotional singer. I remember seeing a video of him covering “Electric Funeral” by Sabbath with Marcus King and doing vocals for it, and thinking “holy shit, Brent could’ve filled in for Ozzy and it would have actually worked pretty well.”

One of my favorite things about Brent was his sense of humor and the levity in which he seemed to approach his life and passion for music. In basically every video you can find of him, he is always goofing around somehow and making people laugh, but also remaining grounded and driven in his work. This is especially true in interviews, where he almost never takes them seriously, and just uses them as excuses to make jokes. His lightheartedness often seemed like a reminder to other folks too caught up in the rat race to take a step back and remember to enjoy life, have a bit of fun, and not be so serious about everything all the time (which in this context is all the more important, given the frailty of things). On top of this, though, Brent seemed to genuinely care about people, and didn’t seem at all interested in superficial bullshit or money. 

It’s fuckin sad to think of all the creative potential he had left in him, all the time he still had to break from touring to spend with his wife and his family. I’ll always wonder what cool things he would have gone on to do and create. I’m also left humbled by the legacy that he did leave behind, and the music that will continue to influence folks and be enjoyed by so many for years down the line. You will be missed, Brent. 

Spiraling up through the crack in the sky
Leaving the material world behind
I see your face in constellations.

Thursday, December 4, 2025

HinckleyHadAVision’s Favorite Music in 2025

By HinckleyHadAVision


Jesse Welles’s song “Red” was a favorite of mine this year. He gives me hope.  

Bella White’s music has also been on heavy rotation of late. The song “Gutted” is just fantastic.  This fucking kid can really belt them out—she’s amazing.  

Sierra Ferrell is a new favorite as well. I love the videos of her concerts; they look like a fancy spectacle—not sure if I’ll ever get to see her live.  

The Panhandlers song “West Texas in my Eye” is really good songwriting. I may not share the same affinity for that place—but I get it—they say it so well.  

Blitzen Trapper’s song “Furr” is really enjoyable, and it reminds me of our wild rambling youth and all those nights in the woods chasing the shadows cast by the moon.  

I listened to more music than I have in the past, with the long drive to work and steaming service—it’s one of a few bits of enjoyment each day.  

Saturday, November 22, 2025

Fort Collins Soundtrack

By Jack Stephen


As I head to Fort Collins, Colorado, for the weekly open mic at The Comedy Fort, my home club, what am I going to listen to? (I recently switched to Deezer for my online music, as I can’t do Spotify anymore due to all the Artificial Intelligence bullshit.)

Leaving Loveland, I drive north on state highway 287. I must battle what has become an increasing amount of traffic over the years. To make matters worse, there is an annoying ignorance as to what lane to drive in. Not by me, I’m driving like a comic with a purpose. Those in the left lane who are not doing any passing should be pulled over and shot—well, maybe, they should just be ticketed, so those in a hurry to get signed up to try and tell some jokes, won’t be delayed.  

“Sly” by Herbie Hancock.

This song and album are the epitome of 1970s funk. I’m not sure anyone does it better. Herbie put together a pretty interesting band, which included Bernie Maupin (who also crushed it on Miles Davis’s Bitches Brew) on saxophones and Bill Summers playing a wide variety of percussion. While this album only has four tracks, it is probably most remembered for “Watermelon Man.” Nevertheless, “Sly” is an incredible jam. It starts with a very simple chill AAAB (repeated) set up, then goes on an insane journey to a stratosphere. There is a very interesting change around the seven-minute mark, almost as if Herbie throws the gloves off and says “Not fucking done yet!” This is one of those musical moments where if you were hearing this live in a club, random patrons would be yelling: “YEAH!” I am a pretty big fan of Herbie, as he has an incredible catalog that is about as deep as it gets. I remember my first exposure to his music was the epic breakdance track “Rock It.” “Don’t throw away that cardboard box, I’m going to try and spin on it with ‘Rock it’ on the Boombox!” Anyhow, “Sly” is a great track to get my head right to try and get these jokes straight.

“(Pa) Ubu Dance Party” by Pere Ubu.

I was in Los Angeles with a friend, smoking weed and drinking Modelo tall boys. He worked at Amoeba Records, probably one of the best record stores in the world, right there in Hollywood. I asked what his favorite band was, knowing he had about 5,000 records. He responded, “Pere Ubu.” (Lead guy David Thomas passed early this year, RIP.) I was not familiar with the band at all, but what a welcome suggestion. My friend grew up in Cleveland and caught Pere Ubu as they were coming up. Back then, they played a lot of warehouse shows—sounded like quite the scene! Pere Ubu was one of those bands that launched with a couple of outstanding early albums, with top tracks like “One Less Worry,” “Non-Alignment Pact,” and “30 Seconds Over Tokyo.” On their third and fourth albums, they picked up the guitar player, Mayo Thompson, from the band Red Krayola.” I think their unique vision petered out some, apart from the track “Rounder.” Anyway, both bands had some fun music that really was difficult to define. Was it post-punk or avant guard rock or what? I guess the best way to sum them up would be this quote from Arthur Schopenhauer: “Talent hits a target no one else can hit, genius hits a target no one else can see.”  Wise words to chew on as I think about my set and my act on the way to the mic. This track reverberating in my brain.  

“Vine Street” by Harry Nilsson. 

This is such a great song. The first forty-five seconds or so is a selection from a demo of the band reminisced about in the song. Genius! This song was written by Randy Newman of “Short People” and “I Love L.A.” fame. It was originally put out by Van Dyke Parks in 1967. Newman’s version is much slower and plodding; it’s tough going head-to-head with Nilsson, probably the greatest singer ever. I sure Newman was depressed to hear Nilsson nailing his songs much better than he ever would. This song takes you to a place, it is so poignant I can imagine being there, out in Los Angeles with all the other dreamers. Nilsson’s vocals are so excellent on this one, people might even remark as to the greatness of the background singers—surprise, those were done by Nilsson as well.  “That’s the tape that we made, sad to say it never made the grade.”

The Comedy Fort in Old Town Fort Collins on Monday is quite the scene. There’s been comics hitting the open mic there in one form or another for the last ten years. The hang out is a big part of it. There’s all the up and comers with some pros sprinkled in here and there. There’s a line out the door with comics waiting to get their name on the list—right at 6:30 PM when the door is opened. I relish seeing everyone and doing the obligatory fist bumps. You get the low down on the shows and who’s doing the producing and what jokes you like and whatnot. I enjoy wandering through, giving some shout outs and heading to the main stage room. I walk by the pictures of the comics on the wall, most of them are friends or at least acquaintances. I set up at a high top and shoot the breeze with a couple of the Denver comics who made the hour and a half to two-hour drive to do their four-minute sets. I am considered a regular, so I get a four-minute set as well. It’s great to pal and chum, maybe lay the groundwork for the chance spot on a Denver show with one of these guys or maybe work on going on the road. It is exciting, even though I feel my act is still in the incubation stage. This is ironic, because most Mondays, I’m the oldest guy who’s going to hit the stage.

What song is playing on the speaker before the show?

“Late in the Evening” by Paul Simon.

I always thought Simon and Garfunkel were a pretty cool folk band that wrote some world changing songs. But Paul Simon, as a solo artist, was a really special act. This song was on his One-Trick Pony album, which interestingly enough was a soundtrack to his movie of the same name. Released in 1980, it bombed pretty big at the box office but featured some fine performances by the great Rip Torn and Lou Reed. The story follows the journey of a former 1960s folk star, played by Paul Simon, who is trying to reinvent himself as a solo artist—real life! I agree that the movie was pretty pitiful, but it had a great soundtrack. Paul recently stated, I think on NPR, that his whole goal as a musician was just to write really great songs. I think he accomplished this with several different band iterations. Check out his self-titled solo album with the song “Papa Hobo.” Other notable early solo songs include “Slip Sliding Away,” “Kodachrome,” and “American Tune.” Then around 1986, he put together the great Graceland album. What an incredible album it is. “I Know What I Know” is such a cool track and let’s not forget “Under African Skies” with Linda Ronstadt on backup vocals. The African musicians added such a great dynamic to this album. And then, we come back to “Late in the Evening,” which I always love to sing the line, “I went out and smoked myself a j.” This seems like a good idea, but I think it would mess up my joke timing, so I’ll wait until after my set. “And it’s late in the evening, and I blew that room away!” Hopefully someday. (Note: Paul’s acting debut was in Annie Hall, RIP Diane Keaton.)

Tonight, at the Fort, there’s about twenty-four or so comics going up, including two hosts and a pro headliner who will do a ten-minute spot. Recently, the crowd has been fairly large, usually about thirty to forty people who make a great sounding board. Newbie comics get two minutes, some get three, and the regulars get four minutes. This doesn’t sound long, but its plenty of time to try a new bit or rework some old stuff with some new tags or whatnot. I typically find myself rushed at the end and usually try to squeeze one more joke, but its key not to be a dick and “run the light,” go over your time, as they say in the standup comedy game.

My set tonight, as written, is:

“Doing pretty good.”

“Fun Halloween costume—BBT aids.”

“Blackmail”—add new tags and early punch.

“Only Fans Fetish.”

“Bad at Dating 2,” add new tag.

“Illegal weed.”

“Sprouts market.”

“Mom driving.”

“Old Spice.”

“Uncles Bathroom #1 or #2.”

“Jehovah Witness.”

“Puberty.”

I figured this was probably about four minutes, but in reality I would be about ten seconds over. I was up in the second group. I wasn’t too pleased with my set, but it had some good pops. The response can be a bit hard to gauge as the crowd had already heard about fifteen comics already. I hung around for the set notes in the green room after the sign-up portion of the show and got a solid tag idea from a pro comic. I stayed to watch the headliner finish off the night and his act outs were working great. I wandered to the exit and gave some of the comics some props and loitered around outside while some people smoked, and everybody had some good comments/jokes about the evening—that’s what comics do. See y’all next week!

As I walk to my car, I usually hear the “voice” in my head. It sometimes likes to remind me something like “right now you could be the least funny person in town.” Then I remember, I am making progress and slowly finding my comic persona. I know one day—I’m going to be pretty excellent. I tell the voice to shut up as I get in my car and head back to Loveland.

What is on my playlist on the way back, after listening to my set recording?

“All the Things She Said by Simple Minds.

“Sweet Is the Night” by ELO.

“Mental Health” by Father John Misty.

“Live for You” by Thee Sacred Souls.

“I Wouldn’t Want to Be Like You,” by The Alan Parsons Project.

After I get home, I rewrite some jokes. I remember the important aphorisme: “To increase your success rate you double your failure rate.” Works, I guess, as long as you keep showing up.  This is something I intend to keep doing, because really at this point I don’t know how to stop. Well, maybe we’ll see where we’re at after I get my picture on the wall.  

What song am I listening to? 

“The Telephone Is Empty” by Love and Rockets.

I had a roommate when I lived in Boulder, let’s call him Q, and at the time he was a bit obsessed with the following albums: Let It Bleed by the Rolling Stones, Cleanse Fold and Manipulate by Skinny Puppy, and Express by Love and Rockets. He was a pretty interesting guy! Sure Let It Bleed is just fucking epic. Skinny Puppy, well it’s safe to say. they’re a pretty special band, whatever that means. But, Love and Rockets, for me, became the band that I never knew would just blow my mind. Led by David Ash (formerly of Bauhaus), Love and Rockets pushed the “New Wave” envelope, so to speak, and in a cool direction. Love and Rockets had some awesome songs and albums, check out Earth, Sun, and Moon or just the song “Yin and Yang (The Flower Pot Man.)” I also really enjoy David Ash’s side project, Tones on Tail. Back in the day, their song “Go” was the dance track at the 18+ bar Pogo’s on the hill in Boulder. Ash was a lead singer and a saxophone player—some guys could get away with that in the 1980s, and he was one of them. Thanks to Q for these selections, which are still on my brain and getting me through life, like all the other songs that are the soundtrack of my experience.  

What song is in my head as I head to bed?

“Rain Bird” by Love and Rockets.

Saturday, November 8, 2025

Bros in Baseball Caps

By SoDak


Regardless of the genre, bros in baseball caps show up at concerts. There are usually four to six of them grouped together. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, these dickheads vary from concert to concert. As the show starts, they aggressively push their way to front, throwing elbows to the unsuspecting crowd. These bros think they deserve to be the center of the night. They talk constantly throughout the performance, only stopping to yell out the chorus here and there. Between songs, they try to have a personal conservation with the musicians, much to the latter’s displeasure and annoyance. As if overcome by emotion, these bros hold their caps in the air, signifying, well, I am not sure what. Around and around, the hats go on their heads. These dickheads jump up and down, spinning around to look at the rest of the crowd, thinking they are the only real fans rocking out. They congratulate themselves by giving each other high fives. Oblivious to how they are ruining shows, they try to give high fives to those standing next to them, as part of self-gratification. These dickheads spill beer on themselves, on those standing next to them, on the ground. The crowd thins, as people around them grow tired of dealing with the bullshit. 


Friday, October 24, 2025

Autumn Soundtrack

By Jack Stephen


“Experiences are just time passing in different ways. Time passes and continues on. It has nowhere to go”—Ottessa Moshfegh, Homesick for Another World.

Fall. The sun starts heading south. It’s a pretty nice time of year, especially with the summer being so hot. It’s pleasant with the leaves and all the other things changing. I have been going for early morning walks, as required by my dog Siobhan. Mornings are the best, as it is dark at this latitude and the stars and the moon are in full effect. This is the time of year for reminiscing, well, for me anyway. 

A vignette: I am swimming in a saltwater pool. Air is still and the water is calm. I lightly tread water with my head just above the water line. I drop under the water and hear the muffled sounds of the radio. It is strange how quiet and insular the experience of being under water is. Time seems to stop. I feel small and isolated, all alone. I feel the need for a breath; I rise to the surface smoothly.  

What song is on the radio? “Good Vibrations” by the Beach Boys.


What song should they be playing: “Pet Sounds” by the Beach Boys.

While I really like the Beach Boys, the whiney voice can grate on me after a bit. The title track on Pet Sounds is really cool, as it is all instrumental. It has all the great layers that Brian Wilson added to songs. Allegedly, he liked to have eight layers in his songs. Was he inspired by a visit to a petting zoo or did he go after penning the song?

Cactus Jack’s Bar & Grill, Palm Desert, California.

Sitting at the bar with all the other old codgers, I receive a stiff pour. I guess that’s a good thing? Some of the guys are with their long-time loves, others seem to be trying some things with a younger set. The menu looks good with old-style favorites done right. Some of the guys have their meds laid out beside their drinks. Is this what the last stage of life looks like? I guess what’s important is we are still out talking to each other. I sip on a rum and coke. Someone stumbles to the front door, “see you again tomorrow!”

What song is in my head? “Jack-Ass” by Beck.

Beck has so many great tunes and albums. I really like the track “Hollywood Freaks” and the album Mutations, which won a Grammy. Safe to say he’s my favorite Scientologist.


I go to Home Depot to hunt for some home improvement stuff. What songs are they playing? “How Much I Feel” by Ambrosia. This is a pretty good selection—nice and melodramatic. Ambrosia had a couple of great hits and were fairly prolific in the 1970s. I really enjoy their songs “Biggest Part of Me” and “Holdin’ On to Yesterday,” produced by Alan Parsons. “How Much I Feel” is a great song. I am left thinking about my baby while trying to find some goddam pipe insulation.

“Lonesome Loser” by the Little River Band.

This is another great song. The Little River Band is one of those bands that is akin to the Steve Miller Band. It seems like they wrote about twelve songs—all of them outstanding and played endlessly. I caught Steve Miller at Red Rocks in the early 1990s, and it was an enjoyable show.  The Little River Band had some fine songs, such as “Cool Change,” “Help Is On Its Way,” and “Reminiscing.” “Lonesome Loser” really hit me when I heard it on some retro-rock station back in the 1990s. This is me! I really didn’t have anything going on and was just sort of aimlessly drifting between jobs and bars. This song gave me some inspiration, “Hey, these Aussies wrote a song about me, how’s about that?” Now, if I could just find some eight-foot pressure treated 2x8s. 


“Garden Party” by Rick Nelson.

I’m not certain, but I think they were playing the Johnny Lee rendition in the store. What a perfect track! This “party” sounded like quite the scene for sure. But what about those lyrics? “You can’t please everyone, so you have to please yourself.” That’s for sure! Home Depot, between the crazy prices, the endless inventory, and the random sales pitches, appears to be doing fine. Even in my frustration and the knowing that I will have to come back a few more times today, it’s nice to have a couple of solid tracks rolling through my head.

A vignette: I am in my backyard in Loveland. The apple tree is full of green honey crisps. I grab the ten-foot apple picker and start going to work. The wasps and the squirrels have done some damage. It feels like I am making some progress, but every time I move slightly around the tree, I spy another bunch of apples waiting for me. It’s a perfect fall day, warm with a cool breeze. The best apples are hidden, all by themselves, sure to be perfect as they are untouched by the pests. I strain to try and grab one. Unfortunately, I dislodge another unseen apple and it smacks me in the face.

What song is in my head? “Smooth Sailing” by Queens of the Stone Age. 

My wife and I caught them play in the early 2000s at the House of Blues in Dallas. I wasn’t very familiar with their catalog but was blown away. They absolutely crushed every song.


I’m heading back to Denver to hit some open mics. I tune into my top station, the Jazz stalwart in the greater Denver area, 89.3, the oasis in the city. Great mixes and great DJs. The set list includes Pete Fountain, Bobby Hutcherson (shout out to the vibraphone), and Eric Alexander. This music is perfect for driving. I just ease in and enjoy the greatness. During a break, I flip around the dial and stumble on the perfect song for this venture.  

“Drivin’ My Life Away” by Eddie Rabbitt.

This song went to number one on the Billboard 100—not bad for a country crossover artist. Eddie Rabbitt also had the massive hit “I Love a Rainy Night,” a solid jam as well. I think “Drivin’ My Life Away” is about being a “trucker.” I sure can relate. In the car culture of our generation, it seems that we’re always in a car heading somewhere almost every day. Thanks to oil and automotive industries! Really, to some extent, everyone is “driving their life away.” Here’s hoping you are going somewhere nice or at the minimum listening to good music.



A vignette: We’re standing outside a derelict building on South Broadway. There’s a for lease sign in a window. My buddy and I are talking about our sets and the comedy scene in general.  We trade notes and talk about the shows we were on last week. I did a guest spot at a show in Greeley and did 8 minutes. The crowd consisted of five people. He did 12 minutes to 12 people in Golden. You can’t blame the audience. You come correct each time—and feel lucky. A lady hops out of her car and asks us, “Are you guys laughing at my parking job?” My buddy says “No Ma’am we’re comics, just cracking each other up.”

Heading out of Denver, I inadvertently stumble onto 95.3 FM Denver/Brighton—Legends Radio.  They have a pretty solid playlist:

Ray Parker Jr. and Raydio, “Jack and Jill.”
Shocking Blue, “Venus.”
The Hues Corporation, “Rock the Boat.”
Leif Garrett, “I Was Made for Dancing.”
Patsy Cline, “Back in Baby’s Arms.”
The Box Tops, “The Letter.”
The 5th Dimension, “Puppet Man.”
The Four Tops, “I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie Honey Bunch).”

What a fun ride! About 20 minutes up I-25, I hear the DJ say, “Now for a legendary hit throwback….” Truth! The station then faded out. It is sad to hear the DJ playing the soundtrack, from back in the day, disappear.

I switch over to the standby, #1 on my FM1 radio presets, 89.3. 

What is on their airwaves? “In a Silent Way” by Miles Davis.

I cannot get enough of Miles. I’m mystified as to what in the world is going on in this guy’s head. Granted there’s a lot of drugs sloshing around, but the music he put out is incredible. This song flies just below the radar, being overshadowed by so many others. Nevertheless, it is a real gem. It is about 20 minutes long—what a journey. He has Joe Zawninul (of Weather Report) on keyboards and Tony Williams on drums. Miles, per usual, surrounded himself with and inspired the best musicians in the business. This is the perfect song as I drive through the northern Denver suburbs on my way home.

Traveling west on Larimer County Road 402, heading back into Loveland, there’s a DJ switch, and the new guy starts his show with “Fantastic Man” by William Onyeabor.

This Nigerian musician is known as a pioneer in the psychedelic funk genre. I don’t know what the hell that means, but it sure sounds cool. A buddy of mine had this on vinyl. When I first saw the cover, I thought it was Gary Coleman (of Different Strokes) in a white cowboy hat. This song sounds like something you might hear if Tom Robbins needed a title track to one of his novels, such as Another Roadside Attraction. A fun lyric on this one is: “You look so good, fantastic man.” Thank goodness, it’s good to be lucky.



Sunday, October 5, 2025

Monkeys on Mars EP (2025)


By Beert


An exciting message arrived not too long ago. It told tales of a great convergence of two forces that seemed destined to meet. Admittedly, I was immediately intrigued, as Mars Red Sky (Bordeaux, France) was one of the two behemoths enlisted in this project. I’ve had the pleasure of spending time with the members of Mars Red Sky. They are wonderful people, and their music takes you to another place. Anything they do, I immediately want to hear it. I was not familiar with the other force, Monkey3, from Lusanne, Switzerland. While they formed in 2001, they were completely off my radar. So, I took a little time to check them out. Given what I heard, I could only imagine what this joint project would bring to light (or send to the other reaches within our solar system). The name of this combination of musical brilliance, between two heady, spacey, psychedelic bands, is Monkeys on Mars. They are releasing a two song, twelve-inch EP on October 17, 2025, as a collaboration between Mars Red Sound and Napalm Records.


I have been itching to get ahold of this slab of vinyl, and finally the pre-order became available (https://marsredsky.bigcartel.com/product/monkeys-on-mars-vinyl-ep-monkeys-on-mars). I jumped online and briefly debated ordering, only because the shipping is almost as much as the album and t-shirt bundle. I couldn’t resist and placed my order. 

I’ve been a patient fella, knowing that the records weren’t even pressed yet. So, I planned to bide my time until a package arrived. Imagine my surprise when I received an email containing the files to the two songs on the EP for an early listen. It was not the 3-plus minute “teaser” version of “Seasonal Pyre” (which you can hear here: https://monkeysonmars.bandcamp.com/track/seasonal-pyres-tiny-flames-edit), but the full blown 24 minute, 25 second sweeping epic. With that said, let’s dive into it.

The bands play together on this EP. It is not a Mars Red Sky on one side, Monkey3 on the other side release. This is a full-on experience, much like when Big Business was integrated into the Melvins. Two monsters of music becoming one, complementing each other.

Side 1 features the song “Seasonal Pyres”—11:09 in length. This song has vocals, featuring Julien Pras from Mars Red Sky, giving a haunting, ethereal performance, as only he can do. It begins with a slow build of keyboards, creating the feeling of an opening scene from a Star Wars film, where you see a star destroyer slowly coming on the screen, with a view from below. It’s anticipatory and exciting. It bristles the hairs on the arms and grabs your attention. It is nearly 2 minutes before the guitars come in, with an energetic, but ominous 4 notes. At 2:30, you get the drums providing a slow and steady rhythm. There is a heaviness, a dragging, giving the listener a reason to fully exhale. Julien brings his vocal delivery with lyrics mystic and laden with a dark undertone:

Oh when the sparks ignite

The tinder aflame

Live in the dead of night

We track echoes of its name

These seasonal pyres

Our only claim to fame.

Throughout the song, you’re given textures and moods, in musical notation. It creates a feeling of loss and being lost; of being in a “civilization” of fear and mistrust; of witnessing a savagery while trying to maintain a compassion for humanity. All of this is brought forward through lyrics and the composition. When described as heavy, the intent is given in a multitude of ways. But with the heaviness comes a beauty and a sense of personal uplift. While the song surpasses 11 minutes, you don’t want it to be over when it comes to an end.

Side 2 of the EP is an instrumental: “Hear the Call.” The initial impression is one of a soundtrack to a space western if Sergio Leone would have put one on film. I can see a lone space cowboy, staring into whatever would be the nearest star, with a weary look of someone who’s been wandering for a long time. The song builds as the soundscape progresses, creating a transcendence of your mind. The music creates many pictures in your almost subconscious vision, taking you away on this journey. You’re writing your own story as the music gives you the clues. It’s hard to define, but I think each listener will have their own tale to tell. For me, as mentioned, I’m getting a space western feel. Gritty, dirty, and full-on adventure. A space opera, perhaps…for your mind to figure out.

This EP takes you on a journey for sure. And I want to go again. My fingers twitch as I anxiously await the album to come in the mail. I want to spin this record on the stereo, shut the lights off, and just be taken away for 24 minutes.

Monkeys on Mars are touring around Europe. I must get a passport.