Bros in Baseball Caps

By SoDak

Regardless of the genre, bros in baseball caps show up at concerts. There are usually four to six of them grouped together. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, these dickheads vary from concert to concert. As the show starts, they aggressively push their way to front, throwing elbows to the unsuspecting crowd. These bros think they deserve to be the center of the night. They talk constantly throughout the performance, only stopping to yell out the chorus here and there. Between songs, they try to have a personal conservation with the musicians, much to the latter’s displeasure and annoyance. As if overcome by emotion, these bros hold their caps in the air, signifying, well, I am not sure what. Around and around, the hats go on their heads. These dickheads jump up and down, spinning around to look at the rest of the crowd, thinking they are the only real fans rocking out. They congratulate themselves by giving each other high fives. Oblivious to how they are ruining shows, they try to give high fives to those standing next to them, as part of self-gratification. These dickheads spill beer on themselves, on those standing next to them, on the ground. The crowd thins, as people around them grow tired of dealing with the bullshit.